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September 30, 2011 It doesn't bother me. I just find it funny how each year they put out xmas shit earlier and earlier. It's not even October yet and the isles are stocked. I honestly think it's a retail tactic to make people pay less attention to Halloween and Thanksgiving. Get people xmas shopping for 3 months and they make more money. September 29, 2011 too Speaking of pie. I just learned how to make my favorite kind from scratch. Sweet potato! Just made an orange one and a white one. I've had a lot of slices of pie over the last few years in the south. They were all suppose to be so delicious, but none of them tasted as good as what I grew up on in Detroit. Adding this to my list of favorite childhood treats that I'll now be able to enjoy anytime and forever. September 29, 2011 Not my favorite Detroit pizza. That title belongs to Pizzapapalis. But Buddys seems to be everyone elses favorite and I had a taste for their "Detroiter" pizza pie. Very delicious. September 28, 2011 Forgot about this. But I guess it's blogworthy. I tried Wendys new burger that replaces their 40plus year recipe. I honestly can't tell the difference. Gonna go back and try the new burger again, but my theory is that they made very minimal changes. September 23, 2011 So just 2 days ago after a boring dinner date I tweeted that I need an exciting "gun totin' bitch". Well, drove up to Detroit and I swear as soon as I exited the highway inside the city I saw a bitch that I have on my website walking down the street. Years ago I was in awe with the potential she had as we did a video and I took photos. I can't be mad because this is one broad that I actually TRIED to take to rainbow/dots, get her hair done and you know clean her up. Would've been a good investment. But she'd always shyly say no. Well today, somehow, someway I see somebody helped her reach that potential I had seen. The bitch is a 25 year old dimepiece now. I slammed on my brakes when I spotted her. Dressed in all black, Long blood red hair(not weave) hanging out of a hoody. Couldn't believe how beautiful she was. I don't think she was ever on any kinda dope. She was probably more like just a young runaway chick when I shot her years ago. So anywayz, the bitch got in with a crooked smile on her face. I said, "Wow, I remember you. You look even prettier than you did 7 years ago." She smiled and said, "Yeah I remember you too." Then she pulled that joint from out the front of her pants, clicked the hammer back and stuck it up to my forehead. I thought it was a toy until I saw how raggedy it was and the bullets in it. Laughing she said, "I'm looking at your car, your cameras in the back seat, the ring on your finger. Knowing you got credit cards in your wallet and probably a knot of money in your front pocket. You saw me and thought I was still young, naive and gonna give you some pussy and even let you film it for $10 or even less didn't you?" At this point, believe it or not, I'm not even frightened. I'm turned on. And she could see it in my face. She laughed and said, "Damn, you ain't even scared are you? I jack niggaz now and most muhfuckas would've shitted on themselves and jumped out the car. Or they try to be bold and I just shoot them in the thigh and they start throwing money at me begging for their life." I said, "I'm kinda turned on. The only thing that would be hotter is if you was wearing a sexy ass dress or naked right now." She put the gun back into her pants. The way she had it, the barrel had to be on her pussy. She said, "So where you been Mr. JohnJuan?" I didn't wanna tell this bitch too much. It blows my mind how some of these hoes probably date hundreds of dudes over the years but still remember everything about me. What we did and when. Well, Still turned on I said "whatz up with that pussy? You say you ain't young and naive no more so how much is it gonna cost me today?" She said, "Nigga are dumb or just insane. Don't you realize if I was any other bitch your ass would be WALKING down the street with rabbit ear pockets begging to get on the bus." I said, "Alright, just let me take a picture of that old ass revolver." She said, "Yeah, you are crazy. Just don't show my face because I got warrants and people after me." We was on like a whole abandoned street. She started unzipping shit took her shoes off leaned back like my passenger seat was a shrinks chair. And started running her mouth about shit. Told me whatever I do, stay away from the east side of the city because you're bound to get locked up or killed there. I took the picture then told her I had to go. Wasn't trying to get flicked on an empty street with her sittin' inside my car packin' weapons. I said, "Give me your phone # and make sure you find some stilettos and a matching dress to wear because when I call her tomorrow we goin' out." September 21, 2011 I swear I've been bitten by some kinda bug that has be wanting to do all kinds of shit. I'll be trying to plant a garden next. I think doing nothing but shootin' porn and sittin' on my ass for almost 2 years has me this way. Anywayz I was rollin' in my caddy not too long ago talkin' to the strange broad I've mentioned in some old tweets that I could have sworn was following me and all kinds of other shit but I won't get into that anymore because it's REALLY too crazy. She was telling me how incredible I had restored my car. And I kept telling her how it wasn't as satisfying as it would have been if I had done it all with my own hands. Then she said something that has had me thinking for a minute now. It's just been so hot and although I probably look like I do a lot I'm so lazy. She said, "Doesn't matter that your hands didn't do it. You planned, directed and supervised it getting done the way you wanted. That's harder than actually doing the work even if you knew how to do it. Why do you think managers get paid more than workers. You can read a book and learn how to do ANYTHING you want with your hands, but look how hard it is for people to plan and manage to get ANYTHING done in life. Start some small projects and see how easy it'll be for you. Especially when you're doing it because you want to do it not because you have to." So that brings me to right now. A couple days before Fall and I've got 2 small projects that I'm giving myself 3 months to complete. first, as I mentioned on twitter I've already ordered paint and a sprayer for my Yamaha scooter. I won't be satisfied until I have that mothafucka looking brand new. Secondly, that 25 year old 24inch BMX bike above(not to be confused with a 20inch) that I loved as a child is unbelievably rustless. Chrome frame is still shining. So I priced all brand new parts. chain, brakes, tires, peddles and seat and it's crazy how cheap the shit is. Just gotta know how to put them on. I'm trippin' on how you can still buy BRAND NEW pads for this bike See. Ebay got everything. I swear I had this bike in black. Hated it and trashed it because it didn't have that BMX look that was popular in the 80s. When I finish what I'll have is a brand new looking unique old bike as I ride on the beach this winter. I put shit out there in this blog because if I don't follow through I'll look like a buster lol I.E. the weight loss and the trips I intend on taking. When I say I'ma do something even if it takes me longer than I expected I eventually do it. Look back. Will show the restored bike and painted scooter by the holidays. September 20, 2011 Alright in August said the next shirtless pic would be of me on a foreign beach. Not yet. Took the one up above this morning before my workout. I've slipped a bit but lost it back again. See the difference from the August pics? Still got a brothers ass for the hoes to grip but the love handles are gone. And most important, still no stretch marks. Guaranteeing a completely flat stomach by Halloween. lol, no shame in my game. When you're a nigga bred with confidence like myself, weight ain't shit anywayz. Told yall that last month. But I'm getting a kick outta looking at the results. Yeah, again the blog post have been kinda slow but I haven't been doing anything but working on myself. Exercising, eating better and studying for the class I'm enrolled in. It's a rush when you get to a point in your life where you wanna challenge yourself. Low key, I got plans on running a half marathon within the next year. 9-10-11 The haters whisper I'm vague and don't show any photos of where I'm at or where the hoes are from anymore. Yall can't tell I'm still shooting Southern Girls? Ain't nothin' changed. Besides you muhfuckas don't need to know the moves I be makin'. People I know are funny. Show em your shit and you're bragging. Don't show 'em and you must not have it anymore. I've decided to stop showing muhfuckas anything. See me and what I get and have when you see me in the streets. Just enjoy my porn material online. So I just snapped that pic on I95 of a mustang like mine sittin' on 24's. Yeah, it's been a while but yall should know that after all these years of doing this blog I'm not anywhere. It's real life and sometimes shit slows down. My life has kinda slowed down. Haven't had much to tweet about either. I keep saying I'm getting old and it's the truth. I think I sometime over this past spring and summer I finished my 2nd spurt of doing YOUNG shit that I did from 18 to 24 years old. Hadn't quite gotten it out of my system. Mainly because I realized that the older a brother gets the women that are attracted to you(or your wallet) get younger and prettier. Especially in the South. It's true. Think about it, 35 years old dealing with broke 20 year old chicks. They absolutely wore me out. Not to mention the bars. BUT NOW that shit is completely out of my system now and if I were to blog or tweet to you saying I'm still doing it I'd just be a frontin' liar. That's one thing I take pride in saying I've never been. Everything I've ever presented online has been 100% real. I'm working on my MBA and trying to figure out ways to better my porn brand now. Strictly business from this point on. I guess you can call it maturation. It was bound to happen. I wasn't gonna be the 50 old man runnin' around in clubs wearing $30 nikes, $10 polo shirts and $15 jeans. 9-10-11 Free to you, but he's gettin' paid. I remember the first time I heard this cat. It was 1990 and I was on the bus with my JV football team. We were heading to the sand dunes for football camp. The dude sitting next to me who happen to die tragically a year later was bumpin' "ICE ICE BABY". I had just copped Amerikkkas Most Wanted and I didn't wanna here that Ice bullshit. Never was able to relate to anything he was saying. If you listen to the lyrical content back then it was just so elementary compared to everything else that was out at the time. NWA, X-CLAN, Public Enemy were spittin' vivid thought provoking shit. But I bring this up because Vanilla Ice WON. 21 years later he's still doing shows, still making money off of his old shit. Doing new non-music shit. Kinda makes you realize image means nothing. Previously August July June May April March February January 2010 2009 2008 2007 2006 ©2011 Foul Fowl Entertainment powered by: