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November 22, 2010 Yesterday I showed yall the no help wanted list, now today I find the 25 most dangerous cities in the U.S. I've spent quite a bit of time in the top ten. For the very first time, I'm not living in one of them. No chicago lol? Also, why do they keep putting Compton CA. on this list? I feel safer walking down Long Beach Blvd than I do walking through the hood in Miami. I swear, the only reason it makes the list is because it's such a small city and the crime that happens there spills in from the larger city of Los Angeles. St. Louis is the only place that I have ever been to that has areas that look as bad as the worst areas of Detroit. If you've ever ventured outside of the immediate area around the Greyhound bus station in St. Louis, you know what I mean. One thing I've noticed that all these places have in common is that the majority of those populations are BLACK. Brothas and Sistas just don't know how to act. I sit back at look at the different types of "updated" slavery programming used on niggaz and for the life of me can't understand why they can't see it. Maybe mothafuckas just don't care. Click here to see that list when I talked about it in 2006. November 21, 2010 Saw this list and started laughing. The only places in the U.S. that I would even consider living are all "bad" places to find work. Buuuut, I will say this though: If you got your "own shit" going in those areas with a lil narrow in the bank, life can be beautiful. November 18, 2010 Unbelievable how one accident can fuck up so much traffic. These mothafuckas were racing across the causeway and someone lost control. A camaro, a mustang and that envoy. I can't even tell yall how many "almost" accidents I've seen in that exact spot. I was ridin' across yesterday with a female passanger and swerved like I was gonna hit the wall and she said, "Don't even play on this bridge." People need to slow down when crossing this mothafucka. Because of those 2 cars, traffic was backed up all the way to I95 during afternoon rush hour. Apparently two of the passangers were rushed to hospitals in critical condition. November 16, 2010 Speaking of morning shows, if these 2 broads don't look like twins, I don't know what does. They ugly, but I'm pretty sure they could fulfill quite a few fantasy's I have. November 16, 2010 So I'm sittin' up watching my morning shows and this cat comes on T.V. It's hilarious, because I can so vividly remember sittin' up in the dorm room at 19 years old flippin' through a source magazine laughin' at this dudes foodstamp ad for his CD with my suite mate. We couldn't understand how in an era when Nas, Biggie and Pac was doin' it so big this dude was even in the magazine. Also couldn't understand who would buy that shit. But then again, that was in an era where people on the eastcoast bought eastcoast rap and people on the westcoast bought westcoast rap. Apparently people down in Miami bought Trick Daddy's rap. 16 years later, this nigga still around. Now he's sellin' books and talkin' about helping his community. I can dig it. November 15, 2010 Not pretty, but quite possible the best burger I've ever made. The spices are perfect but What I'm missing now throw is a special sauce. Gonna start trying to mix a few things. November 11, 2010 Yo, I've been missing a day. I swear I thought today was wednesday. But anywayz, I went to a museum yesterday. Unfortunately, you can't take photos in museums. When I was at the museum in Paris, I got so disgusted that I was standing around all those historical works of art but couldn't photo or video it. Always something to do in Miami. This is the sign of a healthy city. November 10, 2010 There's nothing like rollin' in your classic ride, windows down IN NOVEMBER and pulling over to a pizza joint and eatin' the shit outside in NOVEMBER. lol, being from the midwest, I don't think I'll ever get used to it. And it's almost an everyday thing here for me. I love eatin' outside. November 9, 2010 The irony of the autoshow here in Miami was that the best looking rides were sittin' in the parking lot as you exited the building. Mothafuckas ain't just dreaming about rollin' nice here. They actually are. November 9, 2010 I will comment on the 2 beautiful 1968 'Lacs. Same year as ya boys. Beautiful pieces of machinary. It's not often that I see a '68 at a show and here in Miami, I got to see 2 of them. When it comes to Classic Caddy's, 1968 was definitely the best year. November 9, 2010 No need to comment on the cars. Just enjoy them like you do a woman with a nice ass. November 9, 2010 Back to motorcycles though. Saw this beamer at the S. Florida Autoshow yesterday. Beautiful bike. A work of art, but just not me. Not my style. November 9, 2010 See what I mean. This was good, but not as good as the ones I made. November 9, 2010 Speaking of burgers, you know what? I've finally done it. It's a little depressing though. As much as I like trying new and different burgers, I think the ones I make are about as good as a burger can get. Not to give away my secrets, but it's all about the herbs and spices that you use. I ALMOST have a perfect blend. November 9, 2010 On that bike shit again. I've even joined a few forums. For me, motorcycles are like the new cars. I can see myself having 2 or 3 of them in the next couple years. Saw this one outside the burger joint today. Something like that would look even nicer with some loud colors. Fuck flat black paint. November 4, 2010 Also, somehow I managed to keep this mothafucka from way back about this time of the year in 1984. Shit people used to put in their cars. I was a fan for life after the magical season they had that year. And it's actually the last championship that they won. At 9 years old Watching Sweet Lou, Chet, Gibby, Trammel and of course Sparky Anderson who passed today not only made me a fan of the Detroit Tigers, but a fan of the game of baseball and sports in general. November 4, 2010 How many of yall are old enough to remember the days of putting a tape-recorder next to a radio playing loud and recording your favorite songs onto a blank cassette? lol, it was even before the days of dubbing cassettes. Well, I was looking through my shit today(I guess I'm a hoarder) and found an actual cheap radio shack cassette that I recorded on from from the radio way back in 1985. 25 years ago! Also found a cassette that was given to me out in L.A. back in 1994, the GOLDEN year in hip hop. Went for a ride and played them both on the CD/cassette player in my mustang. The last cassette player I own. Got back home and watched the video of the songs on youtube. Can't believe I used to listen to Kool and the Gang & Lionel Ritchi in my walkman. November 4, 2010 Really in love with 2 wheels now. I find myself staring a bikes in traffic. Snapped a shot here, then went home and got on mine. November 2, 2010 Just walking yesterday and snapped this shot. Beautiful classic buildings. Impossible to duplicate in this day & age. Most people probably take living near this shit for granted, but I have a thirst for seeing views like that. Just like I enjoy being around beautiful women and fast cars. It's all eye candy and motivation to me. November 1, 2010 It's impossible for me to be satisfied with anything in life. When I first got to Miami, I was cool with being on the first floor. Now 8 months later, I find myself walking through South Beach looking up trying to figure out how to and how long it'll take for me to be living the HIGH life. November 1, 2010 Yeah, with Halloween 2010 now just a memory from last night, I walk into Family Dollar to get some tissue and paper towel and I see this. I guess it's about right. Even if you're not gonna put it up yet, it's time to buy it. November 1, 2010 Some afternoons I just leave the crib and walk down the street to decide what I want to eat. I love it. You'd think that these joints would have expensive shit, but no. Eating at these cafe's is only a couple of dollars more that going to the standard fast food joints. November 1, 2010 It pains me to throw these mothafuckas away. I swear I'm so programmed to toss empty bottles under my sink and then bag them up to get my bottle refund at the grocery store. There is no bottle deposit in Florida though. That's like a dollar I'm throwing away up there. November 1, 2010 It's monday and I've kinda made it a habit to stop at McDonalds to get like five or six 6 piece Chicken Mcnuggets. They're only 99cents on Mondays. Through my love of McNuggets, I've become addicted to the sweet chili sauce up above. If you remember(or look back) last winter when it was first introduced, I got hooked. I'm also a fiend for that green sauce up above that comes from Taco Bell. It wouldn't be a big deal or even worth blogging about but I put those sauces on everything I eat. French fries, burgers, hot dogs, grilled chicken. EVERYTHING. As a matter of fact, I marinated a chicken breast in both of them a few days ago and cooked it. Delicious. My prediction is that specialty sauces at fast food joints are gonna get real big. You're gonna see a lot more of them too. Previously October September August July June May April March February January 2009 2008 2007 2006 ©2010 Foul Fowl Entertainment powered by: