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March 31, 2011
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Been too lazy to get out there. Also its been too hot. See there I go making excuses. But seriously, went to buy bait this morning and just made the decision that I'ma see if I can live simple in April. Started with riding the motorcycle to conserve gas at the beginning of this month. Now gonna see if I can catch my own seafood instead of buying it from Publix. Speaking of which, I had an incredible sample there this morning. It's below. Gonna make that at home and substitute the sausage with fish.
March 29, 2011
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It's 2011 "urban" models are everywhere. As you can see it didn't take long for me to find this cute chick to pose in front of one of the new backgrounds. Had a blast shooting and kickin' it with her. I'll up her photos and video clip to Chic-Chick.com before the end of the week. Right now, I'm gonna get some rest so I can go fishin' tomorrow.
March 28, 2011
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It ain't as though I already didn't feel good about the work I've been doing on the porn sites over the last year. But now I feel a new thrill to get shit poppin' even better than it already is. Had to figure out how to set it up, but I'm ready now. Don't laugh, I already earn more money than a lot of photographers and "artist" and I don't know shit. Just got thoughts on how I want shit to look and I'ma make it happen. Feels like everything I'm getting done is happening too slow though. I shoulda had this easy shit set up years ago. Like I said a few entries ago though. I finally feel like I'm firmly planted in a place that I feel comfortable now and I ain't going anywhere. Better late than never I guess. April is gonna be an EPIC month for Foul Fowl Entertainment.
March 28, 2011 too
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That's a big ass net. One step closer to gettin' my fishing gear and going out to REALLY get busy. Lookin' to see what I'ma need today. Prolly gonna go spend a bill on the shit tomorrow. I've fished many times before with cheap ass rods and caught shit that I had other people prepare for me. But now, I'm going all out. Catchin' it, cuttin' it and cookin' it MYSELF.
March 25, 2011
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I think the fish flippin' up in the water is what gets me. Not sure if yall understand how seeing shit like that motivates me. I'm officially obsessed with owning a boat now. Obviously, nothing like that mothafucka but By next year yall, I'll be bloggin' on my own shit in the middle of the ocean. Gonna come back to this post then and update it lol. Yall know I'ma be getting some outrageous blowjobs when I'm out there too. I've come to the conclusion that even if I need to get out there and "hustle" a lil harder I'm gettin' a NICE boat. All that beautiful water. I'm kinda ashamed I've lived in Miami for a year now and don't have one yet.
March 22, 2011
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As I'm always telling you I go back through my almost 5 whole years of blog entries sometimes just to see how/if my life, thoughts and feelings on certain things have changed. Just like I said in my podcast last week. The shit I do isn't done for you. It's just a bonus that a lot of yall consider it interesting. I can proudly look back through the blog and say that it ain't just some shit I wrote to have written. Just like my podcast' ain't some bullshit I spoke into the mic just to be talkin. It's all real. I guess that's what's to be expected from a real brotha though. But anywayz, some of yall probably think I "share" too much about myself or put too much info out there. That's laughable to me, because if you know me personally you know there's soooo much I don't "share". I'm not now and have never been just some lame nigga with no life. I have so much life that shit most of yall consider too personal is just "matter of fact" type shit to me. I do keep my non-porn dates and what bars, clubs and restaraunts I frequent away from you mothafuckas though. But above is a rare clip of me out on a date. No one has ever seen it before. It's 10 years old and with the broad that I told yall about on March 22, 2009. Yep, she smoked her babydaddy. Shots to the head. Almost as bad as another ex's of mine whose sister blasted a bitch and then dragged her into the middle of a street and set her body on fire. But anywayz, I dug through my box of mini dv tapes and found it this morning when I was looking back to see what I was doing each year ago today. Don't laugh, I don't skate. Didn't do it as a kid and what straight grown men do you know that do. Was just there on some spur of the minute shit that she wanted to do. I thought it was kid shit at the time. But then again ol' girl is about 7 or 8 years younger than me. I was in my mid 20's. She was still a teenager fresh outta high school.
March 22, 2011 too
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I see way more photography sessions taking place than anything else in Miami. But up above, I happened to drive by the shooting of a movie scene. Usually when I ask, they always say it's CSI: Miami and I also find it funny how most the filming takes place on the water in Miami Beach. I rarely see anything being shot in the hood and I'm always in the hoods. Completely the opposite of shit I'd see being filmed in L.A. or Detroit. Most shit shot there be going for the grimey/industrial feel. Always just amazing how many people, how much time, effort and equipment is used to create the shit you see on television and movie screens. A lot of money involved too. fees to the city, real police officers for security and food for cast & crew.
March 20, 2011
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Early Sunday afternoon. Black man feelin' good as a mothafucka. Riding by one of the spots where boaters park. I swear, I'm on a mission at this point. This time next year at the latest I'm gonna have me something in that water. I feel like this is home. I'm always tweeting how everything about Florida motivates the fuck outta me. It feels like anything a nigga wants to attain is possible here. It's the place I should be and I ain't going nowhere. I'ma start "diggin' my feet in". I could have a boat NOW, but I'm the type of nigga that gotta have shit right. Its gotta be something that I can get in with pride and stick my chest out. Just like everything else I do. Especially Foul Fowl Entertainment. The empire that I started with pocket change. Nigga yesterday said, "What's up with your site chickwithacock.com?" The same way niggaz USED TO ask about foulfowl.com. I said, "What do you mean what's up with it? You see it don't you. Its been there for 2 years now. I'm very proud of the work I've done on that site." So yeah, everything I do, everything I have has to be something that I can be proud of. Too many times I've copped shit just because I could. Like the Harley Sportster that I had or the scooter that I copped to ride in Michigan but never did.
March 16, 2011
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There's nothing I dislike more than a cheating, copying thief. Get 'em Chrysler. Listen I used to sit up for hours trying to come up with catchy Detroit terms. "Made in Detroit" was already taken. "Imported From Detroit" never even crossed my mind. Lol, Pure Detroit knows it hadn't crossed theirs either. I've been hoping for years that some company tries to steal anything I've created. Mothafuckas be assuming that they can just take shit that they put no work into and profit from it. Go ahead and put any of my shit on a T-shirt and try to sell it without giving me a cut. My lawyer would pounce on you so fast, you'd be begging to settle out of court.
March 16, 2011 too
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So all they wanted was a buck for these 2010 Jordans at Footlocker. They were $170 last year. I don't think I've ever seen a pair drop that much in price. I know a good deal when I see one. I copped 'em and a few Jordan T's. Thinkin' about going back to get the South Beach colorway low top J's. Gotta find me some pastel polos first though. Yeah, I'll be shopping all day AGAIN. I earn to burn.
March 16, 2011 too
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I felt the urge to do a podcast today CLICK HERE. Bitch just told me that I have a nice speaking voice. And I started thinking she's right. And since I feel it's my duty to use everything I'm blessed with I've decided to start doing more podcasts'. I swear to you that as I was dating this on the podcast page I noticed that it just happens to be the anniversary of the first podcast I did 4 years ago. Just a strange coincidence I guess(11:30am nevermind, just realized I skipped a day). The same way I go back and watch my old porn website videos and read this blog, I enjoy going back and listening to all my podcasts'. I'm proud of my body of work. Notice how everything I've ever done online is so neat and easy to find. Not a coincidence. When I started my .com, this blog and the podcasts' I was in it for the long run and wanted everything to grow. Not as big as I want yet, but I guarantee you that I'll get there. The first thing you learn in higher education is that organization is everything. You don't have to be smartest guy in the class, but if you're more organized than the smartest guy, you might just do better than his unorganized ass. So anywayz, EVERYONE I meet or people I already know are always trying to figure me out. There ain't anything to figure out. I'm just a REAL brotha and I'm so tired of telling people...
1.)No, I don't wanna come hang wit you or your boyz/girlz. I'm not lookin' for new friends.
2.)I'm not a broad. I don't do it for the money alone. I enjoy making porn. I wasn't molested as a child like most hoes. Once again, I'M NOT A BROAD. When did the fantasy that some men have of getting paid to get laid for a living start meaning that something is wrong with him?
3.)No bitch, I'm not gay. Not Bi. Not Try. If I was do you really think I'd have a problem telling you since I just told you I fuck with hookers and run porn sites? I've never had any kind of homosexual relations and never will. Why does it matter anyways, we'll never be more than just fuck friends.
4.)Bitch we can go out, fuck and have a good time but I'm fuckin' other bitches too and once again NO THEY AIN'T MEN. I'M NOT GAY!
5.)No nigga, we ARE not the same. I'm better than you and the people you wish you could be like. As a matter of fact if I wanted to be like them, I could. YOU CAN'T. I'm just cool with you because I enjoy ODD people. Kinda like the hookers and hoes.
6.)I've been doing what I do longer than you niggaz have been doing what you do. I'm not competing with you, because you ain't even in the right game.
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7.)I'm not lying. I really am happy. The only thing that slightly bothers me is people that for some reason try to argue me down that I'm not happy.
March 15, 2011
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A clean one I saw rollin' today. Shocked that an older white dude was drivin' it. Had vogues and daytons on it. If I ever see a clean 1983 or 1984 coupeDeville for sale, I'm buyin' it. They look nice with the 1990 sedanDeville "euro" lights.
March 12, 2011
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Speaking of summers and holidays as a child. Nothing but wonderful memories. Some of my time was also spent in Mississippi. See me in my spring training long tee and that away Detroit tiger cap up above. I've decided I'ma make a trip down(oops I mean over) to Louisiana and Mississippi this summer. Yeah, I know I say I'ma go and do a lot of things but since I've been in Florida I just can't seem to get the will to budge from Miami.
March 11, 2011
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Amazed at how that plate up there MIGHT have been the best tasting seafood I have ever had in my life...I say might because as a child I'd spend part of my summers and the xmas holidays in Louisiana. I had some shit down there inside of gumbo that was so good I may never taste anything like it again. But anywayz tonights dinner up above came off of a fuckin' trailer. The people set up shop but I haven't tasted food this good in restraunts. Fried crab legs, fried snapper & french fries. Just finished eating it and I feel as full as I can be. Been living here over a year now and the food in Florida as a whole is just better than the shit anywhere else in the country. I think it's probably because of the huge variety. When I was living in Detroit and someone from out of town came to visit there was only a handful of places that I could take them to for good food and a nice atmosphere. Here I have a problem narrowing down the best places.
March 11, 2011 too
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I don't think I took pictures of how it looked a few years when I was vacationing but I've been riding through Little Haiti over the past year and the new fronts I see on these businesses are beautiful. Even the old style lightpoles accent the area.
March 9, 2011
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I've seen that yellow caddy sittin' at shops all around the city. Everytime I look at it, I get a headache. The person that owns that mothafucka is obviously trying to get it mechanically good first. Then he'll probably TRY to restore the exterior. I bought a 1975 Eldorado back in 2002. When I saw how rotted the convertable top mechanism was, I got rid of that mothafucka. This cars owner will probably put a "for sale" sign on this classic soon.
March 8, 2011
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