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August 12, 2011 I don't want anyone to get shit twisted, you can go back to January and see that I decided to start eating better foods to stay healthy. Yeah, I wanted to create some muscle too but I haven't been able to get to the gym on a serious workout plan yet. I say this because just like other thoughts people have I find it amusing when they assume heavy people are actually unhappy with their weight. I've been "overweight" for years now simply because it had no negative effects on my life and I thought nothing of it. I'm a man, not a faggot or a bitch. Believe it or not I'm a naturally small dude that spent a lot of money on GNC shit when I was in college to fatten myself up. Of course I was working out 2 hours daily/6 days a week. It was all for BITCHES. And I got a lot of them. I was under 25 and apprearance still meant more to them than education, good credit and ownership. The transformation to my pre-January 2011 overindulging occured when I got a job and started noticing that bitches didn't care about a flat stomach. They wanted a fat wallet. They Still do. So I said, "Fuck the gym, I need to be focusing on making more money." It worked. For about the last 10 years I've been fucking every hoe I wanted. Eating every kind of food I desired. Just living it up. It's been wonderful. But we as humans like change. And that's where I'm at now. I started noticing slight weight loss from eating better portions and my dick got hard. Wanted to challenge myself to lose as much as I could. For me now though, not for bitches or to create any kind of image like when I was 20 years old. Don't have a scale so I can't give you any #'s but the top picture up above is me at my biggest. the 2nd picture I took 10 days ago and the bottom 2 photos were taken a few minutes ago today. IN THE NEXT PHOTO I POST OF MYSELF I'LL BE LAYING ON A FOREIGN BEACH THIS WINTER in A RED SPEEDO JUST TO PISS "THE HATERS" OFF. August 9, 2011 Found something amazing. To me at least. My blog, so I'll write about it. I think I've mentioned that I still have every single homework assignment, quiz, test and essay paper from about the 1st grade up until the MBA classes I took. Sounds like a lot of stuff but it's all paper so it's just a couple boxes full of shit. Looking through my shit today and found a 25 year old apple disk. Not just any apple disk. It's a disk we were given in an afterschool program in the 6th grade. Tuesdays and Thursdays. Maybe 10 of us were in that joint and all I can remember is trying to figure out a way to get out of it. The funny thing is I only hated the class because we were using those fuckin' apple computers. I had the Commodore 128 joint at home (See all the bootleg shit I had) and wanted to learn how to do some shit I could use. So here it is 2011 and I'm trying to figure out how to get the shit saved on that disk off the disk. There's a whole school year full of shit that we saved on it and I think it would be kinda interesting to see that shit from 1986. Previously July June May April March February January 2010 2009 2008 2007 2006 ©2011 Foul Fowl Entertainment powered by: