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August 31, 2010 So yeah, I've been keepin' my eye on this. 61 year old dude. Probably an old nigga that picked up a hooker in the area and she set him up. Or some mothafuckas did a home invasion, tortured him and got rid of the evidence. Shit, either way, dude got GOT. You fuck around in the wrong areas of Detroit and this is what happens to you. Now this is an extreme case, but can you really feel safe living in a city where shit like this happens? August 30, 2010 I know this area well. It's a dumping ground. I'm quite sure you could bury a body here and no one would find it. One thing that I'll never forget about this area is the time people said they saw wild dogs roaming around carrying body parts of a woman that had been killed by her boyfriend and dumped here. There were times I'd walk up into abandoned homes when they were still standing and shoot fuck scenes. You couldn't pay me to do a got damn thing over there now. I look back at all the shit I did in Detroit and think that police officers could've been collecting my bodyparts. As usual, I sit and wait to see if the deceased is anyone I've seen or shot photos/video of. August 30, 2010 See! I was just talking about urban exploration yesterday and I notice this on the news this morning. Mothafuckas living in a "museum" and don't even understand it. When I get over this hangover, I'm gonna check out the series. August 29, 2010 It's sunday, I'm out on the beach sifting through old shit on my hard drive and I came across another beautiful old structure in Detroit. That old theatre on the corner in the distance. I had shot this about a year ago with the intention of putting a link to it's history. Guess I'll do it now..Click here. It might not even be standing anymore. When I was last in Detroit, 6 months ago the doors had been busted into and it looked like someone was dumping garbage inside. What usually comes next is a big fire. And wouldn't you know it, In the first sentence of the link, it says there was a fire a few weeks ago. The sale sign was still on the structure when I was last there. I think the asking price was like $1 million. lol. I've fucked bitches on that stage. I'm glad I took the time to admire the old structures that are coming down in Detroit. I remember the site Detroitblog.org first put me on to noticing the quickly vanishing beauties of the D way back in 2001. I've been all over the country and the jewels that Detroit had aren't seen anywhere else. Something should have been done to preserve those buildings in the 80's and the 90's when business's left them. It's amazing how a lot of the shit them dudes(I had seen them out shooting photos. I don't think it was always a Metro times publication) explored just 9 years ago is no longer there. That site made me wanna do some urban exploration in my hometown. But I did it vicariously through that site because walking up into those spots were even more dangerous than it looks. Plus it's illegal trespassing. You never know what's lurking around a corner or if the corner of one of the floors would collapse under you. Who would hear you scream for help? August 29, 2010 too And here's another one of my favorite structures. Nothing special, I just like the way it looks. It's abandoned in Highland Park. I think I snapped this pic going north on the John C. Lodge freeway. Going from downtown out to the burbs, for some reason, that joint always caught my eye. It was like a beacon as I headed into the suburbs from downtown. It'll surely be gone soon. Here's a history link. Click here. August 26, 2010 Trying to get my twitter shit back going. On my old celly I had the password automatically saved and I can't even remember what email address I used to sign-up. Then it looks like that joint is on smash today. Overloaded. Damn twitter. Maybe it's a normal thing though, I wouldn't know. I'm not a regular twitterer. August 25, 2010 Also found the very first Album that I spent my hard earned money on when I was 10 years old. The whole purchase was an event. Walking into Hot Sams on 9 mile & woodward was the shit. Music posters all over the wall, full length Records, cassettes as well as the little 45's were there. I was told to always buy wax because you can dub it to cassette and have 2 copies lol. I know CD's were out then, but I don't ever remember seeing them inside of the record stores. Ironically, that Prince album up above is the only WAX I've ever bought. Album art was something special. Photos on CD's just isn't the same and now, the whole element of Art is gone with the downloading of music. As much of a MichaEL Jackson fan as I was, you'd think my first record would've been Thriller, but you didn't have to buy the album to hear his songs, they were all over the radio. Most of Prince's joints didn't get airplay in Detroit during the mid 80's. Rasberry Beret and Pop life are still favorites of mine. August 25, 2010 too Hump day and I'm doing a lil cleaning. I notice a couple of old letters from 2001 and 2002. The top one is just a bitch that I had shot photos of when my .com was on and off. The only bitch that fucked me up by signing shit saying that I COULDN'T put her shit on the net. lol, Because trust me, as soon as I do, I'd be getting a letter from her attorney. I know she's still watching my .com As a matter of fact, I'm quite sure that everyone I ever told about it is. Ok, the second one is a letter from a convicted killer. I posted pics of her somewhere back in the blog last year when I found out she was locked up. At one point I had the broad paying my car note, my rent and just all kinds of shit. The perfect "young" chick. She was 19 and I was an old ass 26. I couldn't rest easy at night when I was kicking it with her though because I knew she was unstable and the longer I fucked with her, the more dependent she was getting on me. I probably should tell yall she was "homeless by choice" when I met her. Meaning, she could've been living with family or friends but chose not to. Not many times in life do you feel pussy as HOT and wet as hers was. and with her voluptuous lips, the head game was incredible. I seriously had to stop fucking with her, because I knew it was inevitable that she was gonna get pregnant. I was constantly buying home pregnancy test praying to God that if he let me slide this time, I would never fuck the bitch again. I couldn't stop though. lol, I'm tellin' yall the pussy was UNREAL. She knew I was hooked and had me sneaking away from work just to stab it. As a matter of fact, with all the sleepless nights I was having about this red haired chick, I was promising myself that as many times I had nutted up in her that if I could still manage to be free when I broke up with her, I wasn't gonna get myself into anymore relationships with volatile broads. Thank God she never got pregnant. BUT when I stopped fucking with her, she demanded that I give it all back to her. This has happen to me several times in relationships with women. I'm not giving shit back once its been given to me. And I damn sure ain't giving you something I've paid for when we break up. So, she started having 6 foot 3 niggaz leaving notes on my door. Throwing coctails into my jeep window. Some shit that I really didn't trip on at the time, because I tended to get so many women mad when I was a young buck. But in my old age, I'm thinkin' one of those crazy Detroit bitches probably could've killed me. Hell, they've killed and maimed other niggaz since me. August 11, 2010 I started reading About Illitch and the pistons and then realized I hadn't had a little Caesars Hot & Ready in about 6 months. Unbelievable when you consider 5 years ago, I lived on this shit. I swear I probably stopped at the joint on Warren and I75 3 times a week to get a $5 pizza and an 89 cent faygo 2litre from the grocery store right next door. It was the quickest and cheapest way to get dinner coming from My job on 17 mile & Crooks rd to my apartment on Jefferson. I'd eat half that night and take the 2nd half to work the next morning and eat it for lunch. The little Caesar spot looks a lot cleaner here in Miami, but after eating NY and Chicago style pizza from some of the best pizzaria's in the country, I could barely stomach my Hot & Ready tonight. It taste like I was cheap cheese and pasta on top of cheap dough. And I can pretty much guarantee that it'll be another 6 months or more before I get another one. August 9, 2010 So I'm sitting here wondering, if my favorite basketball team did leave the state, could I still be a fan? I can't believe that one man could own 3 fuckin' professional sports teams IN ONE STATE. The only thing Illitch wouldn't own is the Lions. I've heard the rumor that investors wanted to buy the pistons and move them to Las Vegas. I can honestly see it happening. Especially after the wNBA shock left town. It would be devestating. Something is definitely gonna happen before the season begins though. August 9, 2010 Monday morning already. The weekend was good for me. Entertained a DIME PIECE at the crib on Friday. Or should I say she entertained me. Either way, it was a good day. Saturday, tried to do some taping for my websites. See that check up above. Well, it's what I was talking about flipping the other day. It's simply income from advertising other transexual websites on my sites. Crazy huh. Well, I was in a slump as far as the tranny site goes. I couldn't seem to find anyone willing to do it anymore. So I just went ahead and shot a video for the .com site. I'm upping it as I write this out. On my way home from that, I got the CHICKwithaCOCK.com update that I needed too. Definitely gotta start dividing my time evenly between all of my sites. Back in this blog in March of 2007 when I had moved back to Detroit from L.A., I was determined to get that shemale site going. I knew the way I was gonna do it was an untapped market. I've had numerous people trippin' over my TRANNY website, but guess which site attracts new members faster? Yep, my Tranny site. Just because you openly shoot that kind of porn doesn't make you homosexual, it makes me a businessman taking advantage of an opportunity. Now, peep how I got the model pulling out a condom in todays update. What does that lead you to believe? lol hahaha. August 5, 2010 Okay, dinner is served. I wouldn't have even tried to make it if the instructions hadn't have been stuck to the shrimp I had bought to fry. Just shrimp fried rice. It's all I'm eating tonight. It's enough. Not perfect, but it's better than the shit you get in the corner of the food court in Northland mall. lol, I can't remember the name, but yall Detroiters know the spot I'm talkin' bout. I think I did a good job, but I'm not fuckin' with the shit they sell at the higher end Chinese/Cantonese joints. I need to tweek a few things and maybe add a lil something. One thing for certain, I beat the eggs too much. Anywayz, Finna stretch out in the recliner in my boxers, blast the AC and gaze into primetime programming on the 60 inch TV until I either fall asleep of get the urge to hop on the R1 and ride out into the hot South Florida night to hit a bar and chase hoes. August 5, 2010 So dig this, I'm watching the afternoon news and I catch the tale end of something that happen in Detroit(See the temp in the lower right corner. Now you understand why my ass is indoors, blogging away). I know exactly where that's at. Looks like a police wreck or something. lol, is that really important news to show outside of the "D". Anywayz, I can't wait until Sept 21st. I'm so excited about the show Detroit 1-8-7. I just hope they don't fuck it up. The show has the possiblity of being a classic like NY undercover or NYPD blue, or even a long running joint like Law & Order. Should have been done 10 years ago though. A lot of the good apocalyptic scenery and shit that I was taking photos and video in back in 2001 is now gone or too dangerous to fuck with. Yo, believe it or not, I got quite a few blog readers now. I'ma spread the word on here and on my .com that I want a cameo role on the show dammit. Better yet, I'll send a few emails. I'll even give yall some very interesting storylines. Producers, holla! August 5, 2010 I was speaking on wifi the other day. Well, you know what. Cell phones have gotten crazy nice over the years. The top one here is blurry, because she was trying to fuck the pic up but all the pictures I've taken this summer have been with my celly. I don't even carry my still camera anymore. I just use it for shoots. Technology is about 2 years away from me having to not even carry a "real" video camera. This entry was shot with a mytouch 3g slide. Just what I do all day everyday when I'm not soaking up some sun and soaking in the ocean. Was out sippin' on a milkshake and choppin' it up with one of the broads I have on my .com today. It kills me how bitches always know you're taping them no matter how slick you are with the camera. I be wanting to do some twitpics of ass, but everytime I try, I almost get slapped or looked at like a pervert. She complainin' that I take advantage of bitches and I ain't no good. wasn't down for me to shoot any video or photos. But I din't want anymore scenese from her anywayz. I'm tellin' her, "How are you being taken advantage when YOU CALLED ME and I just bought you some nuggets, a value french fry and something to drink. Didn't even get myself any food." lol, I love it yall. I'm having pure fun down here in the MIA. Waitin' on the mailman to bring loot from some of the mothafuckin' TRANNY banners I got on my other sites. When that comes in Tomorrow, I'm gonna flip it by shootin' some video and photos for CHICKwithaCOCK.com. I'll be back later gonna go chop up the ingredients for my shrimp fried rice dinner. August 4, 2010 Alright, I went like 3 weeks without eating a piece of fast food anything. BUT THEN...I saw the new Taco Bell commercial. They have those cantina tacos, which are the same kinda tacos(the real tacos) that you get in Mexico. I couldn't resist. First thing yesterday morning, I was up in Taco Bell. Kinda shocked that those mothafuckas are charging $1.59 for just one taco or $2.99 for two. When I was living in Tijuana them joints were 3 for $1.00. Good eatin' was only $5.00 a day but I was always leary about the beef that they served there in TJ. Anywayz, I tried 2. They even came wrapped in foil like the authentics. Carne asada and Chicken is what I had. I wasn't gonna fuck with the pork ones. Nothing special, I won't buy anymore. If I want "cantina" tacos, I'll goto a Mexican joint here in Florida. There's plenty of them Or shit, I'll make it myself. August 4, 2010 too Speaking of food...Listen, every week, I stock my fridge up with some good shit you see in the top photo. I'm quickly becoming more of a seafood lover than anything else. This coming weekend I'm throwing on some $50 cologne, hoppin' in the caddy rollin' to pick up my lil date, coming back to the crib and cooking some fresh out the water salmon steaks and enjoyin' a $75 bottle of wine. But in the mean time, last night I took that cod you see in the 2nd picture up above, grilled it and slapped some homemade salsa on top of it. I was delirious for a few hours. That shit was so mothafuckin' good that eating it felt like I was boning a bitch. I don't claim to be a good cook or anything, my shit ain't always pretty, but got dammit, it's delicious. I think I'm slowly tapping into some hidden talents that I have. Those home economic classes I took a long, long time ago weren't for nothing. Oh yeah, tomorrow I'm making shrimp fried rice. August 2, 2010 So yeah, a few weeks ago I had to get off my ass and start handling some things. Now I had been ridin' my bike around the hood and shit but one of the things I've been trying not to do is get myself all fucked up as far as drivers licenses goes down here in Florida. I haven't even been driving my Caddy because the Michigan plate expired. lol, yeah And people thought I was crazy for letting my Michigan joints expire. So anywayz, here in Florida, it doesn't matter who you are or what the fuck you do. You MUST take a skills course in order to receive a motorcycle endorsement on your drivers license. The state doesn't even accept endorsements from other states, but I'm almost certain a few other states allow Florida endorsements. I've learned that you can take all the chances you want down here in South Florida, but when you fuck up, you're fucked. I was in the class with cats that were riding their $25,000 Harleys to the course. but we all had to sit through the 2 days of classroom and track hell. Dudes were saying that they had been riding for years but got tired of looking over their shoulders for cops. Niggaz have told me that the only way you get pulled over on a motorcycle in Miami is if there's a look-out for a stolen bike like the one you're riding. Ya boy ain't takin' no chances. I took the class lol. What a fuckin' miserable experience. It took place on a weekend. 9 hours on Saturday and Sunday. 3 hours of classroom work and then 6 hours of being outside in that damn 90 degree heat with mandatory long sleeves, gloves and boots on. I don't think I can possibly express to you how fuckin' hot it was. If you ask me, it's a good way for the state and skills/testing company to get $300 out of a brotha. I hated to spend it. But I've heard that if you get caught riding without your endorsement, the fee is like $1000 and suspension. One GOOD thing about riding in Florida. You don't need to wear a helmet and you don't have to carry insurance on your motorcycle. So basically, you get the bike, all you gotta do is put gas in that mothafucka, don't fall off. Make sure no one steals it and you'll be fine. August 2, 2010 too Just a couple of pictures of Ft. Lauderdale Stadium. The motorcycle training course was right next to it. I'm told that up until this year, the Baltimore Orioles played spring ball there. August 2, 2010 three Let me tell yall something. Internet Technology is just amazing now. Here on Miami Beach, we have FREE internet access. My gripe is that it's so fuckin' slow in the daytime that it's almost impossible to use. But at night time and early morning, this mothafucka has lightening speed. But what do you expect it's FREE. Then again, internet access is so cheap in 2010. Last I checked, highspeed is only $20 a month. Hell, not only do most cellphones have full internet but they can even create wifi areas nowadays. I'm almost embarrassed to say this, but back in June 2006, when I started this blog. I was just a few weeks off of trying to load up my old desktop into my camaro so I could take that mothafucka into hotels and try to get dial-up internet access as I travelled across country to Cali. I'm sure I told yall(or was it in my .com) I had no idea wifi existed until the night before I left Detroit back then. Ultimately decided to use my last work check and I had bought a laptop and it was pulling in neighbors signals. I was kicking myself mad that I had spent $100 a month over the last year for high speed. Before that, I had discovered I could get faster than dial-up speeds by attaching my motorola V710 to that desktop. So anywayz, the thing about Miami Beach wifi that I enjoy is the pictures on the login screen. The photography is beautiful. I think I managed to capture all of them. August 1, 2010 Here's another photo I shot. Probably 5 years ago. Something about the old schoolness of this flea bag joint that always stuck out to me. apparently it did the same to the author at Detroit Blog too I'm posting it today because I believe I just solved a mystery that took me living in Miami to understand. About 10 years ago. Before I started doing shit on the internet, I met a bitch that was so fuckin' pretty, but she was off in the head. And this is why I tell mothafuckas to ALWAYS appoach a broad that turns you on, because you never know what will happen. But nothing will happen if you don't approach her. On a scale of 1 to 10. She was about a 9. I say nine because everything was cool, except her hygiene. She was a lil musty. But I figured it was because she had been out in the summer sun. Wish I had a picture for yall. At the time, I was just turning 25. She had to be 18. Now I didn't meet her in the area of this motel, but I met her at a bus stop on the west side of Detroit. It just so happens that this was the only Decent, cheap hotel that I knew of to take females(I couldnt take her to the temple or the Euclid). I'm getting ahead of myself though. So, as soon as I approached her at the bus stop and asked for her phone # she said, "I don't have one" I figured she wasn't interested and turned around to walk back to my ride. Then she came running behind. she was ready to roll with me. She wasn't trickin' and she wasn't asking for any money. We started conversing and after like 15 minutes, I remember her saying, "So, you wanna fuck me?" I was in shock. I said, "What? I'm not even out here trickin. But that don't mean I don't do it. I just ain't trying to do that now" Then she showed me her pussy and said, "Do you want some of this or what?" My ass said, "Sure!" She said, well lets goto your place and you can hit this all night long. I was thinkin' to myself okay, this is a set up. She's gonna rob me. I had to stall. I asked her if she wanted to go downtown and get some food and chill for a minute. She kept insisting that we goto my place. I finally said, "I don't know you like that to be having you all up in my crib. We can get a room." She said, "Cool, but I'm tired and once I get there, I'm not leaving. so don't get no short stay." On my list of good fucks, this bitch was like #4 of all time. After fucking and laying up with her for a while, I was ready to leave. She said, "Bye!" For some reason I had been feeling used. NOW, in 2010 here in Miami, I see what the deal was. The bitch was homeless. Like a lot of the hoes here, she needed somewhere to stay. I have met and fucked some of the baddest freaks on the planet here in Miami(I'm not lying. All women just ain't down for pictures and video). And suprisingly enough, all young, pretty girls don't have places to live. Mothafuckas here do weekly hotel stays and somehow manage to live like that. I'm not gonna lie, I had a couple of them here on the beach with me for a few days. At first it's amazing watching firm breat and a nice plump ass waddle around you all day. but then it hits you and you start realizing that all these broads are is pretty. Nothing else to offer. They have no problem sucking you as well as your AC, eating your seafood, drinkin' your good vodka and laying up under your 60 inch TV. hahaha. So yeah the broad in Detroit 10 years ago 1st thought I'd get her to my crib and move her on in. Then when she realized I wasn't just movin' strange bitches in off of beauty alone, she worked her pussy on me to try to change my mind. That's why the fucking was so good. She didn't want a short stay because she figured she'd have a free night at the motel if I left. Then she was free to trick a little, make some money, find a simp or just have some peaceful sleep and wash up. Yesssir, the Cabana. You live and learn. August 1, 2010 It's sunday morning, I'm laid back, sifting through my hard drive looking at some of the pictures I've taken over the last 9 years. I've been telling niggaz for years. Get a Hard drive put everything you shoot, even your cellphone pics on it. I don't think I've ever thrown a picture away. Anywayz. The architecture of that church above just always looked cool to me. and then right across the street from it was a building that burned down earlier this year. I blogged about it too. I shot these photos like 4 years ago. after a "model" for the .com site took me behind the building to "do a scene". August 1, 2010 I just wanna address my alexa score. Because I think this is the thing that prevents a lot of mothafuckas from taking me seriously. Many of you know it's one of, if not the major traffic measuring site on the internet. I've highlighted in red a couple spots of interest. One, my site has been recognized since October 2001. Second, visiters to the site have increased by 60% over the last month. Yeah, I always glance at my Alexa info, but you know what? The information really means NOTHING. There may be a website that has a rank of 10,000 compared to my 1,498,513. He may be getting all kinds of people coming to his site to see what he has new on the site. BUT, are those people pulling out a credit card or checkbook to spend money? See what I'm saying. Don't let high traffic websites fool you. There are companys out there that will direct traffic to your website if you pay them. I'll take 500 people visiting a week and spending money over 50,000 visiters a week just stopping by with wallets closed to see what's new. Now don't get me wrong. A lot of traffic is always nice because with more traffic, the chance that you're gonna gain new members is a greater possiblity. But, my thing for almost 9 years now has been to just enjoy myself, grow as a website and price my memberships at a rate where joining isn't going to break anyones pockets. I've done well. I'm doing better than ever since I've moved to Miami. Previously July June May April March February January 2009 2008 2007 2006 ©2010 Foul Fowl Entertainment powered by: