September 26, 2007 You know whatz funny to me? a lot of people email me, call me askin' how do I have time to do anything else in life. People seem to think that I'm out constantly fuckin' hoes or sittin' on the internet all day long. Well as much as I would love to live that way, I don't. See, I'ma let yall catz that take the time to read this blog in on a little secret.....dont tell anyone else....but, contrary to what you may have believed(and I'm good at making mothafuckas think what I want them to) I only have to work on my .com site a day or two each month. One day of finding and fucking the hoes, and then a day to put everything together on the computer. You see the pics up above, those are the updates that you're gonna see on the .com over the next few weeks. Their photos have been taken, and yes their clips are waiting to be uploaded. But like I said, don't tell anyone. September 26, 2007 I'm hard as hell on a set of tires(also see july 2, 2006). And when I buy new tires, I feel like a nigga might as well grab some new rims to go with them. I'm fed up with having to fill up with air each morning. So I've been looking for some new "shoes". September 25, 2007 Yeah, I've had that joint for a minute now and you know I keep thinking to myself got damn, I would've been okay with paying $600 for it. No complaints whatsoever yet. Point blank, it's the most advanced phone you can buy right now. September 12, 2007 Man, like I said fuck AT&T. If you ain't down with T-mobile, you're just giving money away. And don't trip cause it ain't as slow as mothafuckas want you to believe. I've actually been using t-mobile as my primary internet service provider since last year. Switched from Sprint because they tried to rape me. September 11, 2007 Now if you click back to the entrie in june that I did about the iphone. You'll see that I said if I was gonna get one, I was gonna wait to get mine. At that time I was estimating that it the price was gonna drop around christmas time. Well, that drop came a lot earlier that i had imagined. As of last wednesday you can now purchase the iphone for about $400 bucks. Still way more than it's actually worth as far as I'm concerned. But apple is making it reaaaal hard for a nigga to not buy one. A few days ago, apple sold it's 1 millionth iphone in just over 2 months. Unbelievable! and tonight as I'm downloading 50cent and Kanye's new CD's I see the free iphone unlock. Which means you can actually use your iphone on any cellphone network now. So now you can say fuck AT&T & their ridiculous rates and rock your iphone with T-mobile service. Yeah, thats all I needed to see. As soon as I finish typing this, I'll be ordering mine online. Yeah, almost 2 1/2 months after it's launch, the luster is gone, it's no longer really a conversation piece, cause every other mothafucka has one now. Shit, the lil high school nigga that bagged my groceries up tonight has one. but with the price drop it's under-cutting any other "new" cellphone out there. For instance, I was quietly saving up for that Nokia N95. But I'd be crazy you pay $600 plus for it, when I can grab an iphone @ $400. I think what I'm gonna try to do though is cop the even cheaper $300 4gigabyte iphone which is apparently being discontinued. Then, when the apple phone becomes available in Europe and Asia and there's 10 million iphones floating around out there, I'll have one of the original extinct joints. Buuuuut i'm still sticking with my original estimate that these mothafuckas will be even cheaper at x-mas time. You're gonna see $250 stocking stuffer iphones. Then in January 08 the 16gigabyte joints will be released. Watch! September 4, 2007 click image to enlarge Alright, I wanna address some mothafuckas out there today. If you goto my last update on the .com site, you'll see I stated that I'll be hittin' the islands all fall. Yeah, I wanna do it like that Rico website(I won't say the name, cause they won't let me join their affiliate program), with a foulfowl twist. Boooooy, as soon as people read that shit, my email box got flooded with mail. There were a few from helpful catz telling where I can stay, and where the hoes are, and I thank them. But there were many more e-messages from NIGGAZ trying to tell me that I'm not goin' anywhere and that I need to stop frontin'. Niggaz tellin' me I only make $20.00 a month. You know, shit like that. Hatin' ass niggaz just motivate me though. I'm almost certain that the niggaz sending me the negative shit are unhappy with their lives. Probably working an ol' dead end minimum wage job, living at home with they mama and just ain't got no goals or the dreams they once had have been shattered. OR it might be married niggaz, stuck with a broke ass, boring, nagging, overweight, blown out pussy having, past her prime, nappy headed beeeeyatch. lol...Well I don't do this much, and I'm not gonna do it again. And remember, I've never ever claimed to be wealthier than the next man, because I'm not anywhere near wealthy...buuut since last year I've been screaming how I will never have to work for anyone else again. I just choose to at the moment. You see those stats up above. Yeah, well those are just my straight 1day(today) sales stats for my .com porn site. That's as of 6pm..quittin' time for the day. and oh yeah, those #'s don't include the sales I send to other webmasters(that pays just as well). See, I kinda like to take the amount I've made in a day, and divide it by 8 hours. that comes out to About $15 an hour, even though I don't work on my site 8 hours a day. I sit on my ass at my 9 to 5 making money there 8 hours of the day. I average about $175 a day(everyday, including the weekends) over the month(and that totals how much a month? Do the math)...Not bad huh, almost what yall hatin' ass $8.00 an hour hard-workin' niggaz make. oh, okay yeah you gotta subtract the money i spend on website design, oops but wait I do that myself..so then maybe the $50.00 I spend on the bitches each month. Then there's the $200 hosting fee for having the site up on the internet....Still Not bad for gettin' my lil dick sucked, right? I definitely ain't trying to brag(but fuck it, rappers talk about there paper all the time though). I wanna make sure I thank all my members. That's another thing. Mothafuckas really don't believe I have roughly 300 members. If it wasn't for yall members, I would have stopped this shit a long time ago. *Naw, I'm lying. I'd still be fucking chickenhead bitches, because its what I love doing. but Yall have made it possible for a brotha to get paid for gettin' laid. If you ask me, that's the American dream. Currently, I'm looking past America though. Thats the real reason I'll be Island hopping this Fall. See, I've been saving all my 9 to 5 income so I can purchase a vacation home on one of those islands. This ain't no new pipedream though. I told yall that was the plan in the first entry of this blog. Well, I've been sacrificing, dressing bummy as hell for the last 8 months. I own my home in Detroit outright(houses are cheaper than used cars here) so that hasn't been a problem, but that Cali mortgage has been kickin' my ass. I do plan on keeping both those places, but I want one more piece of something. I've managed to save up a good 25 g's to drop on some island property. Probably not enough but we'll see. It's a start. I've been checking out escapeartist.com on the regular and I think I'm ready to make some moves. At worst, I can make something happen in P.R. or USVI....Yeah I know, U.S. territorys, but shit they're islands and they ain't a state like Hawaii. Then again, I've been reading about Panama and Nicaragua too, so we'll see. Previously August 2007 July 2007 June 2007 May 2007 April 2007 March 2007 February 2007 January 2007 2006 ©2007 Foul Fowl Entertainment powered by: