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May 31, 2008





It's just after midnight and I'm absolutely disgusted. about 40 mins ago, For the 3rd year straight, The pistons blew their chance to go to the NBA Finals. I'm tellin' yall. I had been laying low(I haven't even been out of Detroit since May 4th) trying to conserve some cash, cause them Staples Center tickets were gonna be pricey. I knew it was gonna set me back about a $1000, But I was ready to grab me a good seat. I had just went out and copped me another Pistons Tee to rock today. Now all that is fucked up. So yeah, I'll be at my L.A. crib next weekend but I don't think I can bare to watch Boston play the Lakers. FUCK! I guess now I'll be investing the money I won't be spending for LAkers vs. Pistons tickets on my new websites:

chickwithacock.com
EUROPOON.com
pervASIAN.com







May 29, 2008



At the 9 to 5. Lately, I've been Sittin' in my cubicle on the iPhone buying domain names. "Smartphones" have got to be the greatest thing since the cellphone itself. I can't imagine not having one. I be wondering if people with "plain" cellphones know what they're missing. But anyways, after buying the new website names, I did a rough draft of their designs. They should be up and funtional later today. It's hard for me to believe that I've accumulated over a hundred domain names. The first new one is www.EUROPOON.com. As in poon, poontang, poonany. yall know. Yep, I was surfin' and realized how hot eastern European women can be. Especially the blonde ones. I want a piece of that action, so I grabbed a catchy domain name(it's so close to Europ-ean) and I'm gonna start doin' my thing with it. Since I'm gonna do Europe, I figured why not fuck with Asia too. Of all the years I've been doing porn, I've only shot 1 asian broad. So this new site will definitely be a challenge. It's called %#@ (update 5:25pm) I changed my mind. I'm gonna keep the Asian one quiet for right now. It's gonna take me a few months to get the site right. Next is www.chickwithacock.com I can't tell yall how many emails I've gotten from people asking me to put some he-she's on my .com site. I would have done so, but I didn't wanna drive away the members that it would disgust. So I figured I'd start a seperate website for the tranny porn audience out there. Shit, I don't have a problem standing 10 feet back and zooming in on her/him jacking off. Notice I get to once again play on the "fowl" theme I use. So yeah, this is what I've been doing at my 9 to 5. I've told yall before it's hard to quit a job that allows you to barely work and still get paid. I got a plan though, but I'ma keep it on the low for now. It's just too hard to make moves that I need to make when I'm tied to that desk for 8 hours. Not to mention limited vacation time. But thats another entry for another day. Or maybe a podcast. Make sure yall check out the lastest dimepiece on www.Chic-Chick.com






May 26, 2008 (second entry)









I'm kinda glad I stayed in the "D" for memorial day weekend. Yeah, its been alright wit me. I spent some time Downtown, just diggin' the scene. I can remember a time when you'd never see white people walking around in the heart of the city. Strangely enough, you can't not see them now. Check out the video clip below.
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May 26, 2008 (first entry)





a long weekend, and I got a lil bit of free time, So I went diggin' in my storage today. I wasn't just diggin' in my crates for nothin' I was lookin' for my #1's. Yeah see, with all the hype surrounding comic book characters in the summer movies, I figured I'd see how my 1st issue comic book collection is doing. When I was 12, 13 years old up until the time I started college I bought comic books. Now I wasn't some nerd or anything like that, I bought them shits, because I knew they would increase in value. Way back then, I had money on my mind. I'm ashamed to say I rarely read them joints. I just bought them, put them in plastic and stuffed them in a box. I had actually forgotten all about my collection until I was recently watched IronMan and remembered I had bought 1 or 2 issues 20 years ago. Lol, I couldn't have been more wrong about comic books. Their value went up, but never to the thousands of dollars I thought they would be worth by now when I was a kid. In the pictures above you're looking at the #1 issue of G.I. Joe which will hit movie theatres next summer click here to see the trailer. Agent of Shield #1 for those of yall that saw Samuel Jackson playing the patched eye Nick Fury after the credits at the end of IronMan(I'd post a link, but youtube.com keeps removing it). The incredible Hulk, which has a movie coming out this summer as well. I have over 1000 titles. I stopped buying those mothafuckas because in the early 90's the market was just flooded with too much new shit. Graphic novels and independent comic companies like the then brand new Image comics had me spending way too much money. I couldn't tell you how much a current single comic book cost right now. but I do know that I used to buy them for a buck and an half and after spending time on the net researching today, I have determinded that my collection is worth about 10 grand(thanks to those plastic baggies, they all stayed in mint or near mint condition). Next weekend, maybe I'll try to dig up all my old sports cards. I know I got a lot of Rookie cards.






May 25, 2008 thrice







Memorial Day weekend and Look what I spotted on the street. I'm telling yall, If my 68 coupe deville wasn't already in the shop, I'd be putting it in after seeing the 65 Sedan Deville on the road up above. Slide back down to the May 20th enty..Yep, what a coincidence. Dude has the exact same color as mine, but his paint looks a lil flatter. I've always thought 4 door cars are ugly, especially classics. Plus the 1965 model is boxier than all the other stacked headlight models from 1965-1968. Each look the similar, except for minor differences in the grills and rear bumpers. Also do yall see that clean 1964 Impala up there. I haven't even seen one that clean in California. Yep, Memorial Day Weekend and the cars are out in the Motor City. Wow, I can't wait until this years Woodward Dream Cruise . It'll actually have some events south of 8 mile Road(the city) for the first time.






May 25, 2008 too









Just like Faygo pop that I profiled in June, 2007, Better Made potato chips are a Detroit original. If you live outside of the metro Detroit area, you've probably never ever tasted them. I've gotta tell you they're delicious. Much better than the national brands. I snapped the shots up above, but I don't wanna copy shit that has already been researched and written by someone, so just click here to read about Better Made potato chips and their history.






May 25, 2008





So yeah, I figured since I enjoy travelling, I might as well buy me some golf clubs so I can experience some of them beautiful courses out there. It's ironic, because I used to be a caddy and despised the thought of being anywhere near a golf course when I didn't have to be. I actually had free access to a beautiful country club on Mondays but never took advantage. See, I caddied at a private golf course for 5 years. Basically from the summer after I finished 8th grade up until I graduated high school. It was probably the best "legal" hustle an average teenager could have. I was 14 years old, making $50 a day in tax free money. and Remember this was almost 20 years ago. So that was some decent cash. Unfortunately in Michigan, it was only a 6 month thing. You can't golf in the snow. I think back to some of the local big shots that used to be in the golf group I would caddy for and wish I had been carrying a camera back then. Sparky Anderson(former Detroit Tigers manager), J.P. McCarthy(the late Detroit broadcaster), and Steve Yzerman(Former Detroit RedWings Captain) are just a few. But yeah here it is 2008 and I'm actually spending my own hard earned money to buy golf clubs. Then I'm gonna be spending even more money to actually play a round of golf. Not to mention the fact that most airlines just announced that they are charging for additional carry-ons now. This is probably gonna become an expensive habit for me. But then again, I can probably just save all my receipts and write it off as a business expense lol.






May 21, 2008





The weather is warm, and I've been out and about town. I really wanted to show yall the 2 structures up above, because within' the next few months they won't be standing anymore. The top picture is the old Michigan Central Depot. They've filmed movie scenes in there, most recently, The Transformers. If you look closely, you can see the fence that surrounds it. Soon the demolition trucks will be there. I'm not gonna front and copy shit, so just read about it here. and the bottom picture is of old Tiger Stadium. These 2 things should have been torn down years ago, but it just wouldn't be Detroit if shit didn't just sit around for a few years. In contrast to Tiger Stadium, I have read stories that Yankee Stadium in NYC will come down within' months of its final game being played there. *note I'll definitely be catching a Yankee game there this summer. I used to live in a loft in this area of the "D" so I got hooked on a lot of the restaraunts in the area. Below here you're looking at my favorite place for Mexican food in the city, and my favorite spaghetti spot. Lastly, I had to throw up a shot of one of my favorite joints to see big fat asses.












May 20, 2008



Yeah, originally I was hoping to have it done by the beginning of May, then that turned into memorial day. But that was because my lazy ass was doin' shit by myself. This nightmare is almost over though. this past weekend I said fuck it and shipped it on to the professionals to tighten everything on up. They were amazed at how nice the engine is. Just like a 2008 DTS, you can't even hear my 1968 Deville running. They'll be putting on my door handles, mirrors and her skirts. They called me today asking if I wanted to keep the old school headlight bulbs or if I wanted to go with the xenon lighting. Of course I was like, "keep that shit OG". That's the motto I've been following since I bought this "slab", back in 2001. I almost went with the bright paint that was in style back then. I even almost shaved the door handled and molding holes off, that shit now makes the car look FAKE to me. Thankfully I kept everything in it's original form. When I show yall the interior, you'll see how I kept the old dash. It was in perfect condition, so why fuck that up? Technology allowed me to install a brand new hidden stereo system hidden. It's controlled by remote. I'm told that this time next week, the vogue tyres and the limited edition platinum Dayton wire wheels will be on going on it, and I'll be rollin' through the hood. My Harley is next on deck, and I'm starting to look at small boats now.






May 11, 2008



I was out close to downtown Detroit yesterday, and noticed the direcTV blimp. Hovering over abandoned buildings(only in Detroit). Nothing special, it was here because of the Detroit HoeDown..lol. before you get any strang ideas, it's a country music type festival that occurs every year. I would have gone down and taken some photos of the shit, but it just ain't my thing. I don't even like the crowd that it brings. It's the beginning of the festival season at Hart Plaza in downtown Detroit, a sign that summer is around the corner. I'll make sure to get some video and photos of the festivals that are more worthwhile to me.






May 04, 2008



Alright, Just got back from florida last night and maaaaaan, I had a ball. Spent way too much money, but like I said, I had a ball. It's Sunday afternoon and I'm gonna re-up all my old videos from this blog. You'll start seeing a listing of them at the top of this page. I wanted to do this a while back, but between my paysites and this blog, I just didn't have enough space and I was trying to be cheap so I hadn't bought more. Running all my shit is now costing around $500 a month. Yes, having something worthwhile on the net ain't free. And actually what I'm gonna do this time is keep a listing of all the videos on this blog. Also I'll be sitting in my studio room recording a new podcast today. #20 can you believe that? When it's complete you can click here to listen, and click here to view a list of all my podcast.






May 03, 2008













You haven't lived life until you've rode helmetless through through Florida streets and highways. Above are just a few pics I snapped while cruising down Dale Mabry Rd. Man, that hot sun was beaming my face, but the wind hitting my face was soooo refreshing. I had the iphone shuffling tracks from the blackfoot album. You can read about the tracks on MrRigglaShow.com. You might still be able to download it there for free. If not, pull out that credit card and buy it. Notice that Hardees picture? I tell people in L.A., that it's basically Carl's Jr. with a different name. Both restraunts even use the same logo. We used to have a lot of them in the Detroit area, but there's only one left I believe. Also see that Sonics, they got delicious food, and their commercial airs on Detroit T.V. all the time, but there ain't one anywhere near the metro Detroit area. Whatz up with that.






May 02, 2008 thrice



Aiiight, A dude made me an offer I couldn't walk away from. Before I came down here to Florida, a dude that reads this blog gave me some real good advice. He was reading that I didn't have a license and I could't drive. So he had offered to sell me a scooter. Well, when I met him last night to pick it up, he threw a lil cheap base model Harley my way at a ridiculous bargain. It ain't the V-ROD I wanted, but so what. I won't say what we worked out, but I will tell him THANK-YOU! Now, in most states, you can ride a scooter without a valid license as long as the engine size is under 50cc...well the one I got is 49cc, but it has an engine kit on it that makes it 70cc...When, and I say when, cause I'm a police magnet, I get pulled over, the serial # on the scooter will tell them that it's a 49cc engine regardless of the kit I put on it and they won't be able to fuck with me, So fuck you State of Michigan. The Harley is going out to the shop that painted my Caddy for a few months. It probably won't even be recognizeable When they're done. I'm figuring by july I'll able to ride it legit.






May 02, 2008 too



Okay, here's an update on my wallet. I got it back but it was some wiiiiiild shit. People always email me saying that they don't believe a word I say, but here goes...I'm staying at a hotel here in Tampa, I had told the hotel attendant that my wallet was either lost or stolen in case someone on the premises would happen to find it. This is when the shit becomes unbelievable. A bitch that I had met on Kennedy blvd that night comes to the same hotel that I'm staying with and tries to use my credit card. She didn't know I was staying at a hotel here, cause I had approached her on my lil scooter I bought while down here. I'll tell you about that next update. So when the attendant ran the card through and it didn't go through because I had called to have it stopped. He called up to my room, and told me what the deal was. I immediately ran down the steps, saw the bitch and Stepped to her something fierce. She swung at me, I swung back then the bitch kicked me in the nuts(i actually might have to goto the hospital cause my dick is throbbing). she ran out the door, but she was on foot, so I caught her ass and somehow ripped her shirt off. She starts yelling RAPE, and then TAMPA police swooped up soooo fast. I don't know where they came from. But the officers cuffed me up and ran my id. They cuffed her up too, and then another one of back-up officers that was now there went to talk to the hotel attendants. The officers let me go, they prepared to take her to the station yelling and screaming. They asked me if I wanted a ride down to the station to press charges. I was like noooooo, just let me get a report of what happen. The officer then said the broad claims she had found the wallet on the ground, and didn't know it was mine cause there was no id in it. Then everything started making sense. I guess it had fallen out of my wallet while I was on the scooter. I was just on the phone talking to my girl out in Cali, telling her what happen and she was like whenever you're on a motorcycle or scooter, make sure you have it secure. I'll probably get me wallet chain for when I'm riding. Oh well, at least I got to give a free ass whooping out. I'm outta here. I'll be in Orlando this evening and in Miami tommorrow morning.






May 02, 2008







Alright, there was kinda a change in my weekend plans. Instead of flying into Orlando, I was told I should fuck with Tampa for a night. In a way I'm glad I did, cause I'll tell yall I have never seen as many HOT white chicks in any one location than I'm seeing here in Tampa. There girls got it goin' on. I found myself kinda not even really wanting to go down to Miami. and I might not. I'm kinda steamed right now though. On the phone with my banks changing account #'s cause somewhere between the them titty bars and my hotel, my wallet has turned up missing. Now I haven't lost a wallet since I was a teenager. As many crowds as I have been in, I've still always managed to hold onto my coach wallet. It was kinda my fault though. I worked yesterday until 5pm, and had to be at the airport by my flight time of 6:30pm, I was doing a lil too much running. So when I got too Tampa, I got a lil too relaxed. One of them pretty white bitches probably got my shit. Tampa is the kinda place where you can easily let your guard down. lol. Luckily I had been barhopping and had put my ID and Cash in my front pocket and not my wallet.


















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