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June 30, 2009


Okay, june 30th and I'm officially in "ready to get the fuck outta here mode". As of today, I got exactly 75 days left until Sept 13th. That's when I FINALLY quit my day job FOR GOOD. It's time to put the countdown clock up at the top of this blog. I've been trying to decide just how I'm gonna celebrate my entry into fulltime self-unemployment(I don't consider porn/blogging work). You'll still be able to see all the shit I do in this blog but I'm gonna slap a tiny fee on it. lol, just letting you know, so you won't be shocked when you see that "enter password" on the front page. I've gained quite a following over the last 3 years(the blogs anniversary was june 26th). People that I have even forgot meeting or forgot that I gave this site name to are still dedicated readers. So I figured since I'm about to become an international man of leisure, a paypal donation(half going to my womans charity) shouldn't be too much for you to continue to peek into my life and coming this fall to live the exciting shit that I do vicariously. I think I'm either gonna do the cross country Harley thing that I had mentioned. Leaving on my brand new sportster from Tampa riding to Seattle or I'm gonna bus from Tijuana to South America. Either way, both of those moves are gonna be made. Just not sure which will come first. This winter I'm doing Asia. Tokyo, Japan for certain( a lot of my .com members are there), possibly a few more countries such as Thailand, Cambodia or Vietnam. Then I plan on spending spring/summer 2010 in Africa. I'll start in the north probably Senagal and travel across and down to the world cup in South Africa. I'm sure I can manage to afforf a ticket to 1 game. When I'm not abroad, I'll be balancing my time between residences in Detroit, L.A. and Orlando. I'm STILL working on the island spot. You readers should know that I pretty much layed out the blueprint for the average cat to do this. Go back to the first blog entry. A lot of mothafuckas that Hated and debated can keep taking orders from their BOSS, keep letting other people pull their strings controlling how much money they make, what they can do, and when they can do it. "ME, I'm all set to do whatever the fuck I wanna do in life. YOU, just continue to do what you're allowed to do." but yeah, the 75 day countdown starts today. Update 1:05pm...30 minutes after I did the original entry, We had a center meeting at my 9 to 5. We were told that some of our facilities will be closing. A LOT of jobs GONE and a lot of positions that my coworkers were working hard to possibly get promoted to. GONE. What I can't figure out is how workers at the facility that I'm at can think that we won't be next. I know managements job is to keep morale up so they can continue to get maximum productivity from their workers. but I'm not sure how a lot of my coworkrs are even functioning with the possibility of layoff hanging over their heads. Just because your job ends doesn't mean your bills stop. My direct supervisor REALLY made me laugh when he said that our company is going to try to be more like my previous employer. Little did he know that's the place where everyone, at least when I worked there wanted to be more like. or working for my current employer. I've heard and seen it all now. But Some people have to do what they can so stick with what you got. Just be thankful you have a gig and hope it last at this point. If you're living and working in the Detroit area right now and your income STOPS, good luck finding even a job working for Ronald Mcdonald nowadays. The unemployment rate in Michigan is the highest in the nation. Something like 15% Like I said though, 75 more days to go for me.



June 29, 2009 part 3






Remember back a few months ago when I first put the caddy back on the road. I had several pieces of chrome that was still missing. Well, this weekend, I made time to put the shit on. Also did some research online and figured out how to connect the parking lights. Everything is 100 percent functional now. The only exterior pieces I'm missing now is the cadillac crest, the grill emblem and the antenna. I'm looking for them on ebay. I'm almost certain I'll get sirius/xm radio though and just mount a satellite radio antenna over the original antenna opening. Also, see that rubber hanging under the car. I gotta bolt that shit on when I get time away from the 9 to 5(and a chance to goto autozone). I saw a silver 66 deville at the store yesterday, peeped at it's interior and ohhhhh, I'ma have to bite. fresh leather! That's this fall though.



June 29, 2009 too








And I say fuck yall critics. The 2nd installment of The Transformers movie franchise was even better than the first movie. I can't wait for #3. I just hope they do a Star Wars(remember the dude jar jar binx) and yank the annoying "jive" talking characters.



June 29, 2009


I've had about 3 days to reflect about how the worlds greatest entertainer of all time effected my life. Digging through all the hype that is surrounding him in his death, Michael Jackson to me was the one musician that shaped all the music that I enjoy today. That's after shaping everything I listened to as a child. MJ saturated the radio airwaves in the 1980's. If it wasn't Michael, it was someone TRYING to sound like him. More than a week after his death now, I've heard all the musicians that came after him say that Michael Jackson had such a huge impact on what they did. Dude basically invented the music video and breathed life into Mtv. lol, well let me say this it's a hard thing to deal with losing anyone that you feel close to. Michael Jackson had the whole world feeling close to him. I think he was an expert at manipulating the public. I'm not saying that in a negative way either.Let me explain this: Michael used the media to intentionally make himself an even bigger figure than he was. He could have easily held big press junkets to end speculation of all his bizarre behavior. Instead he let the weirdness that the media created work for him. You always wondered is Michael really doing this or that. At least I did, when was young. We enjoyed MJ's whole persona. I'll be honest with you though, I haven't been a fan of his music since the late 80's. I spoke before in this blog how up until NWA and gangsta rap, I was all about Michael. But at about 14 years old though I just couldn't relate anymore. It wasn't just me either. All the brothas I grew up with all kinda drifted away for The king of pop as we hit high school. You're looking at the oldest piece of clothing I can find from my youth down below. A pair of Jordans from 1993. The other MJ lol. I dug through my old shit for about 2 hours looking for my old Thriller jacket and the numerous Michael Jackson T's that I had as a child. The thriller jacket in particular was once one of my prized possessions. I had the red satin sergio one, not the pleather shit. I had to beg for a few weeks to get it. As I got older though, who cared. Not to get too deep into this tragedy, I guess what I wanna say about Michael Jackson is that yeah, he was the greatest, but so many of us had forgotten. Even tossed a lot of his memorabilia. I saw posters of him in London this past winter advertising a possible concert and didn't even bother to snap a photo. Yet I snapped pictures of some American hip hop posters there. I can honestly say that I wouldn't have even been tempted to check out the reported concert he was gonna begin later this year. Michael Jackson had become a media freak. You never knew what to believe and what not to. I cherish my childhood memories of admiring him, wish to god I had saved my Michael Jackson clothing, but in all honesty at 50, michael was just a shadow of his former superstar self. I think he probably knew that. When you're a driven person like he was(that's what they say), and I'm quite sure it was eating him up to not still be the MJ that he was at 25. To gain the kind of fame that he did had never been done and will never be done again. He was undoubtedly realizing that at the end of his life. A lot was taken from MJ with that fame that he acheived. And people have to remember he was a man, and like all men when it's your time to go, you gotta go. The most disturbing photo that I've seen over the last few days was his mother Katherine Jackson shopping at Target. The reports say she was buying toys and sleeping bags for Michaels kids. Just so sad to see a child go before parents and almost as sad to see a YOUNG parent go before his children. RiP Michael Jackson. My favorite MJ songs in no particular order: Off the wall, Heartbreak Hotel, Billie Jean, Human nature, rock with you, PYT and Dirty Diana.Update 6/30...I'm seeing that the Jackson family is allowing a public viewing of MJ's body at neverland ranch. Man, I give his fam the biggest applaud possible for that. Truly unselfish of them to let all of the mans worldwide fans have the opportunity, if they wish to personally pay their respect to the greatest entertainer we've seen. I'd go myself, but I don't like looking at dead bodys and like I said in the original entry, I wasn't trying to see MJ in any upcoming concert, so why try to see him lifeless. It's gonna be complete circus there. I'll be watching it all on TV. but one thing? why do it there, where MJ said he would never return?

Update 7/7...The memorial is today, and contrary to all the early rumors, the shit is being held inside of the Staples Center in L.A. Read good choice I think. Once again, it's good to see the family doing this. How often do you see this? I shot some photos of the memorial at the original motown studios where the Jackson 5 first recorded their hits. I also claried myself on some things in the original entry above in orange. I'll put it at the top of this entry and drop my Jordans down below.





June 23, 2009




No, I'm not trying to turn this into a car blog, but on my way to work rolling through Royal Oak, Michigan this morning I saw a beauty. After my 1968 deville, this is my next favorite caddy. Everytime I see a 1964 cadillac coupedeville, my mind wanders. I've had many opportunities to cop some pretty decent ones but I know it would be a nightmare to restore. Too much chrome to deal with. But this one does it for me. I don't think I'm gonna be able to resist next time I see one for sale though. They're usually going for 3 or 4 grand. unrestored of course(see ebay.com).



June 22, 2009




So this mothafucka pulls up to me at a light yesterday and starts revving his engine. I glance over at him and smile. He was serious though. Dude kept taunting me all down Woodward avenue. See I don't race because the accident that I had a few years back while racing on the freeway still has me shook. Besides, right now I'm rolling on four bad tires and fucked up brakes. Buuuut, dude wanted it so I gave him the nod, hit the gas and everything was cool until dude lost control. I'm not even sure he's still breathing this morning. But what fun is life if you're not living it dangerously(I'm just playing. Not really though).



June 19, 2009


I'ma tell yall this is some outrageous shit. My flight back to Detroit was monday night. I was running late as usual and had to rush to the airport on the greenline metro rail. I was so fuckin' thirsty but didn't have time to get off the train to get anything to drink. Plus I had bags with me. So my mouth is getting even more hot and dry as I'm stressed, knowing I'ma miss another flight. You have to be at the airport 45 minutes before flight at LAX and I get there only 30 minutes early. I was unable to confirm my flight at the kiosk and went to the desk where they tell me they'll have to put me on standby for the next flight. So still thirsty as a mothafucka, I see water everywhere in the airport but I wanted a pop. The only spot in the area of LAX that I was at to have soda was Burger King. And you see what they have the nerve to charge for a SMALL soda. Ridiculous.



June 19, 2009




Believe it or not, I saw my first "new" Nissan Z on monday. I'm pretty sure it's a 2009 and it's absolutely stunning. It really ain't fair to compare it to anything like a camaro/mustang/challenger. The Z is almost in the corvette price segment. Yeah, it's a beautiful ride. It's cousins(they're built on the same frame), the Infinity g35 and the GT-R are tight too. but the infinity is too luxurious/un-muscle like and the GT-R which I've only seen in pictures appears too bulky. I'm a plain dude. If I was gonna sell out and go Asian, give me one of these with basic trim (i.e. cloth seats and a cheap radio). I'll customize that bitch myself.



June 17, 2009


The funny thing is that when I posted this old school taco bell almost a year ago. It was July 8, 2008 click here. I'm sure a lot of yall readers were like "so what". Well, it was nostalgiac to me. To my knowledge, there might now only be one OG taco bell left. Somewhere in Georgia. I rolled past the one up above in Culver City again while shopping the other day. It's now gone. Remember, nothing stays the same forever. I guess that's why I've learned to appreciate everything I encounter. Some shit that I choose to put in this blog may not mean a lot, but all the shit here means SOMETHING.



June 15, 2009






I happen to be out eating dinner in the area and then when the Lakers beat the magic in game 5(I wasn't watching the game) When I left the restraunt, I was stepping into the wildest fan frenzy I've ever been in. Not the Redwings, not the pistons. No fans I've ever seen were as crazy as these. Trash bins and cars were on fire. the sneaker store near staples center was looted for it's rare shit. I was walking down the street seeing empty boxes that had once held $300 sneakers in them. I can't imagine how insane shit would had been if the game had been played here. I got way too much video, I sliced and diced it below.








June 13, 2009












I'm at the crib gettin' twisted right now. The clubs and the streets are calling me. But man did those tittys feel good. I saw the usual pornstars. They were all looking good as always. No need to keep taking pictures with the same broads. Just hadn't seen Carmen Hayes before. PEACE!








June 13, 2009






Support GOOD music and the unCHAINED stores that sale it. I downloaded it a few weeks ago, but I also had to go out and cop the CD at a local shop. If you don't buy good shit, the artist will stop making it. They gotta eat and so do the smaller stores. Nobody makes any money when you just share files. I proudly spent my $18 on Quik and Kurupt.



June 13, 2009




There's nothing like rollin' through Southern Cali in a droptop. Having this made me realize how much I missed my t-top camaro.



June 12, 2009








So yeah, I did go out of town as I told yall I would to shoot some content and to relax....Windsor was my destination. I've been loungin' over there lately. It actually feels like I'm 19 again. I keep on telling fools on the message boards that I frequent that I'm an international player. As a matter of fact, I should be in Mexico tonight, but I missed my flight fuckin' around with Red wings traffic downtown Detroit tonight. AND THE RED WINGS LOST. I can't tell you how disgusting that is. Losing Game 7 on home ice. Anywayz, I bought my plane ticket months ago. Right after the AVN adult expo. You see L.A. Erotica is poppin' off this weekend. How can you fault a man for wanting to be around some good looking whores? Last year I went on the Friday night, this year I'll do Saturday afternoon/evening. So anyways, I got the crazy idea that I wanted to eat breakfast in Canada, lunch in the U.S.A. and then have dinner in Mexico. You know, cover the whole Contintent of North America. Well, like I told you traffic fucked that up. I was even doing a little video of the feat. I'll put it up later. Right now, Just enjoy the Canada snapshots. Everything will make more since when you see the video. I'm gonna get me some sleep right now though, I have an early flight.








June 5, 2009


Sittin' at the crib, loungin' in my boxers surfin' the net and watching T.V. Yeah, I got suspended from my 9 to 5 for the 10th time I think, I lost track. I knew it was coming, and obviously, I'm not mad. Especially not at any of my current managers or supervisors. I just ask them to let me keep on coasting to my goal of 10 years. I'm running on fumes now. I figure by august the wheels will be falling off. Yall readers know the story, it all goes back to me being suspended in 2003 for having to goto court. It's amazing how one incident can change the course of so many events. but anyways, I was hoping for 30 days so I can leave the country for a while.They only gave me 3 days. Yeah it makes for a nice long weekend. I rolled around the hood today. It's rare that I get a chance to be out and about during a regular day. Shit looks horrible. A lot of desperate people roaming around. Joblessness/worklessness is everywhere. I just so happen to have 100 days exactly left until I quit my job. I'm gonna put a countdown clock at the top of this blog. The fear ain't even there anymore like it was 3 years ago. It's just gonna feel good to leave on my own accord at 10 years on September 13th. Fuck any bonuses I'll miss and fuck benefits, I think my .com and this blog has been a pretty good example of how to be self-sufficient before age 35. After today, I'm already knowing I'm gonna either turn into a gym rat or end up starting a real brick & mortar business or both. I swear, I could not stop jumping into my car and going to the store, to coney island, back to the store, to the mall, to McDonalds all damn day. I have never been able to sit still without structure. Anyways, I figured I'd take a few shots of my 1st of 3 days off in the city. I'll be leaving for out of town tomorrow morning. I might tell yall where I'm at, and I might not. I might not even blog anymore entries until I get back to the "D". why? Because I know yall wanna know and will click on this mothafucka 20 times a day to see if I've added another entry and I like to tease. lol..PEACE, ya boy John Juan.



Simply the best seafood in the hood. This is the 7 mile loacation.

Way back before the digital age and internet downloads, I used to hit the no longer existing
Highland Park location up on Friday afternoons to cop an early release of the music that was to be released the following Tuesday. THE ULTIMATE MOM & POP RECORD STORE. Thanks to them, I'd have all the new hot shit for my weekend dates in high school and college. They slang shoes and clothes now. I guess that's how to stay in business in 2009. I still stop in to cop Dilla and Dwele CD's







June 5, 2009




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See what I mean yall. 1.) I don't wanna be a statistic. When I left the "D" in 2006, more than ever before in my life, I realized how much easier it is to live in other places outside of Michigan. You got all kinds of shit working against you in the metro Detroit area. Racism, urban decay, high insurance rates, no jobs, bad schools, bad leadership. I can go on and on. But the shit that fucks with my head more than ever is the murder rate. As a man in his early 30's, when I see young late teen and early 20's male and females nowadays, too many have given up on everything. They're the main ones creating the high murder rate. If you have nothing, and nothing to look foward to, you have don't value your life. When you don't value your life you ultimately don't value anyone elses. Over the last 17 years(The time I've spent in the streets) I've seen shit go from horrible in the early 90's to improving in the late nineties to a cool place to be in the early 00's to a catastrophe right now. People in Detroit get mad when I say this, but take it from a brotha that has been to every major city in the U.S. "Detroit is the most dangerous". Yeah, I'm comfortable here but For the last 9 months or so, I've felt like everytime I stop at a gas station or a fast food joint someone might just run up and try to jack me. I haven't been living in fear though. I just know that it's vicious out there and it's gonna get a lot worse before it gets better. I just don't plan on sticking around to watch the cycle again. 2.) I would be willing to bet a months salary(both my internet income and my 9 to 5 money) that the broad they kidnapped is probably someone I've had on my .com In a way I'm glad I've thrown the towel in on the street shit because everytime the news would come on with a story like this, my heart would skip a beat. When you get to know a lot of the broads, you start being concerned for their safety. Not trying to sound like a simp but I got love for them girls. The video and photos I've taken will be in cyberspace FOREVER. I had good times, still Walk through those hoods with my head held high, we speak and sometimes hold conversations. They don't have a bad word to say about me. They made a few dollars from me, and I'll be making money off of the images that I captured FOREVER. I've actually heard of this happening before from another broad. If those 2 sickos actually did do this to one of those sistas, they need to get LIFE in prison. I'm against capital punishment so Put them behind bars FOREVER. Yeah the girls are not morally right for doing what they do, but they're in the pursuit of happiness. This is America right? Anytime you take away someones freedom for no Godly reason, you deserve the worst form of punishment. Take a listen to the podcast that I did on April 24, 2008. Them girls get into cars and go way outside the hood ALL THE TIME. I've heard other stories(which I will not repeat) of well known mothafuckas picking up the same broads that you've seen on my .com and keeping them(at their will of course) in plush cribs for days at a time.






June 4, 2009


This morning google sent what has been dubbed the "cupcake" update to my G1. If you remember, I'm on my 2nd G1 because I had lost the first one overseas. Well, I gotta say this celly is still the best one out there. I seriously have a hard time understanding how anyone could buy an iPhone(I had the og one) or even the new Palm Pre which gets released this week. Way back in 2006 when I bought my first smartphone a Tmobile Dash I explained that it ain't about the phone, it's all about the shit that you have running on the phone. With the update that I received this morning, My G1 now has a video camera, a touch screen keyboard and quite a few other improvements. All these updates are possible because of the android operating system that it uses. That same Android OS will also be placed inside of netbook computers later this year. about the same time the G2 and other new android phones are released. Just scanning the net today and I see that sprint will be releasing their first android based phone, "the HTC Lancaster" this month.






June 4, 2009


Yo, I'm not even sure that you can believe how shocked I was when cleaning out the ride this morning. That knife, was laying just like that, fully extended under the towels that I had balled up at the feet of the passenger side of my ride. The last passenger that I had in that mothafucka is the broad that I just finished telling yall about below. Now, I've found some strange shit that hoes have left behind over the years, but the fact that the knife was wrapped in one of my towels and fully extended makes me think that the first street bitch that sucked my dick 17 years ago was gonna be the last one if I had done anything sexual with her on that day. That joint just looks vicious laying there. The shit that makes this so ironic is that the white girl Kelly that I shot video of for my .com(it'll be posted at the end of june) uses the same towel to wipe my dick off for me a week earlier. See I keep fresh towels in the ride to wash my car. I'm thinking ol' girl below was gonna pass me a towel, shank me and take what she could. If you've never been stabbed consider yourself lucky. It doesn't feel good. Yeah, like I said last month, it's the perfect time to move foward. I had a good run in the streets. But they ain't safe anymore. Hell, they never were, but in this recession people have become ruthless. Next weekend I've got an out of town shoot planned. That's the way all my shit will be done for now on. "PLANNED" and legit. Hopefully I'll get a 30 day "vacation" from my 9 to 5 before next week. I got my fingers crossed.






June 3, 2009




Okay, go back in this blog to the May 26, 2009 entry. I was talking about the top 3 bitches that I wanted to see again, remember? I had seen the top 2 and they weren't worth fucking with again. Well Guess what yall? I spotted the #1 on a corner. That's her in my passenger seat up above. Read about it and see the video clip below. It's copied directly from my .com site:

I've been fuckin' around in the streets for nearly 20 years(yes, that long). almost 10 of those years is all on this site. Everything came full circle today. It's probably nothing to a lot of you, but to me something I would've paid $1000 to occur happen right after I finished snapping photos of the first foulfowl.com model. I spotted the first broad that I ever paid to "do a few things" to me. It wasn't 5, 10 or 15 years ago, I got juiced for everything that I had in my pockets by a younger version of the woman in the clip below almost 17 years ago. For those dudes out there that have ever "tricked" dough on either a stripper for a dance or a hooker for some head YOU KNOW how this feels. Imagine seeing that "first one" again after almost 2 decades. Now don't get shit twisted she's far from the first bitch I fucked. I was a playa in my teens. By the time I was 16, I had talked my way into more twat from classmates than a lot of dudes reading this will ever get. I'm hoping that none of yall had to bust your first nut up into a professional lol. Today was special though. Maybe I'm trippin' but WOW, talk about an eye opening experience. For you younger members of this site, she's from the end of the era when you could roll through the hood and see hoes(that weren't all foul) on the corner. Yeah, there were plenty of crackheads around but there were also a handful of hoes that could be found all around the city that looked just as good as your favorite internet models. Well maybe more like craigslist escorts. I don't know about now, but back then "Paradise" as she calls herself wasn't on dope. She was just a pro hoe that worked the streets. Older members remember those days. You can still see hoes like that on the "blade" in places like Vegas and L.A. but not in the "D". Ol' girl Tells me that she could have danced at any of the titty bars that were popular back then, but didn't because there was more money in the streets. and you're gonna have to trust me on this one: 17 years ago she looked just as tight as a 2 live crew/Luke dancer. Before you start saying, "That nigga JohnJuan is delusional that bitch never looked good." Think about how long 17 years is. She didn't have the battle scar wounds back then. Somebody out there will email me a high school picture of this woman, watch. I guess ol' girl is back. Maybe she was locked up for a while, maybe she came back out because she needed some dollars. Or shit, maybe she never left. I don't know and don't care. I do know that I hadn't seen her since the early 90's. She's still agressive about her money today lol. I'm definely not impressed anymore. I gave her more than I usually give a bitch and we didn't even do anything. But running into her scratched the last itch I had left in the streets. For some reason I wanted to let ol' girl know how I make a few G's every month and thank her because basically my whole intro to the shit I do now started with what we did behind the gym years ago. Before her, there hadn't been any titty bars or hell I hadn't even seen a porn flick. But Paradise introduced me to well, Paradise. lol. There are no more: I wonder what ever happen to so and so's. The other bitches from the streets that were tight back in the day when I was a teen did podcast for me.






















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