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July 31, 2009 Yesterday, after changing the oil I spent half a stack on something I had not planned on doing. I walked into Bestbuy to buy a 2nd car charger for my cellphone and ended up buying a brand new car stereo system. I had a dude put in sounds last year(it's in the blog somewhere) but he had mixed new cheap speakers with the old factory shit. Where dude had mounted my head unit was cool, but the more I drove this summer, the more I realized how sloppy his work was. I caught a glimpse of a cat getting brand new shit in an old lincoln at bestbuy and i said fuck it. Pulled my caddy around to the back of the store and told them to rewire everything and give me all brand new speakers. Can you believe I was still getting sound out of them 40 year old factory joints below? I had them disc my old two old 12 inch subs. I'm gonna fill the trunk up with about 6 of them this winter when I redo the carpet and seat surfaces. I'ma be honest with yall, I've been haveing dudes in the hood do mediocre work for me with a lot of shit. I had a dude put a stove in the crib I'm working on and I just noticed its wobbly. After the way Bestbuy hooked my shit up today though, everything from now on is gonna be done by professionals when it comes to my cars and homes. See yall next month. July 31, 2009 too So I'm at the corner gas station getting my oil changed yesterday and I get hungry. I saw these jack links and did a doubletake. Sure they taste good, but got damn. I hadn't realized jerky products have gotten so expensive. Hell, I could buy 2 large pizzas for the price of these shits. I just grabbed me a bag of better made potato chips and a grape faygo. July 27, 2009 My .com is currently experiencing unusual amounts of traffic. When this happens, I start thinking I MUST'VE made the news somewhere or something lol. But everything will be back to normal shortly(like Augusgt 1st at the latest). The good thing is the .com is growing in members and lurkers again. The bad thing is unless I pump out more money per month to keep plenty bandwith, you get that message up above. I'm just keepin' it real wit ya. PEACE! *By the way, the broad below is the reason why shit got all fucked up. Her shit was linked and spread across so many sites that I got 5 times the normal traffic in 1 day. July 27, 2009 So me and a bitch are up in monday morning traffic. Heading to the pancake house for some breakfast and while looking over at her, I spot a clown in the passenger side window. It's so ironic because I was just thinking how foolish everyone looks in the morning rushing to get to there jobs. Normally I'm in that rush, but right now I'm still on suspension, basically enjoying the unpaid vacation days. So everyone in a hurry to get to a 9 to 5 looks like a clown to me at this point. lol, why don't yall all put a red nose on. Funny thing about me though is, I can't not get up early. I think for the 6 days I've been off so far, the latest I got up was 10:30am. I noticed back in 2006 when I had gotten canned that even if I'm not working, I need some kind of structure in my life. I get bored easily. My task for the next 47 days(before i quit) is to figure out a way to structure my upcoming workless days. I've already developed a temporary $500 plus per month legit hustle that involves no real money or time investments. I'll SHOW YOU RATHER than tell you about it in October. When you SUCCEED in getting shit poppin' BY YOURSELF through hard work, dedication, belief in yourself and FAITH in GOD you start wanting to tell the world(at least I do) With my 9 to 5(through September) and just the .com website, I'm en route to being a 6 figga nigga for the first time at the end of 2009. Like most shit I acheive though, I should've gotten there sooner, BUT LIFE IS A MARATHON, NOT A SPRINT. Being the "always looking ahead brotha" that I am, I know that when the day job money ends, I'm not gonna lie there's gonna be a huge hole in my earnings. I won't be hurting though, buuuuut I don't wanna sacrifice shit I enjoy like eating a big fat breakfast every morning and travelling. So I'm using the new hustle and ebay as temporary cushions. Life is a game and the only object of winning the game I'm playing after September is to become wealthy without working. So I gotta make sure I don't get tempted to pick up another 9 to 5. That means no check to check living, not just comfortabley existing, but wealthy with different shit going on. I have a feeling that 10 years from now, when the world is a very different place, I'll be in my early 40's hearing mothafuckas saying "Damn, if only I could go back in time and start doing what JohnJuan did." This blog will still be here to remind yall how it was done. lets review my plan to keep the yearly 6 figure salary going: 1) Foul Fowl Entertainment 2) Ebay 3) The new hustle(yall gonna be like "I should've thought of that") 4) www.ILOVESODA.com and online t-shirt sales(these are my 6 month to 1 year "HOPES") July 22, 2009 Not a bad deal. lol, I look at it this way, they can't do any worse than last year. Either way, I'll be pulling for them. July 22, 2009 too Even as I type this entry, I'm sitting at the park, munching on some Hungry Howies pizza grinding away on the net. In case you're wonedering, it's a Philly steak and Cheese pizza. HH is a Michigan pizza joint, but recently, a dude told me that there's a franchise in Georgia. Who knew. Up above this text, you're looking at Blackvaginafinder.TV / FoulFowl.TV Getting it ready to accept members is turning out easier than I expected. The hard shit is incorporating but keeping seperate foulfowl.com and chic-chick.com I've got a lot of content that I have been holding back until I can actually get both websites connected and of course until I can get paid for chic-chick.com But I have managed to get some more work accomplished on FoulFowl.tv/Blacvaginafinder.tv originally, FF was gonna be launched as all white and BVF was gonna to be (of course) black. But in my haste to get them up and running so I can get paid, I'm just going to have both sites mirror each other. Eventually, I'll change them to fit my original plans. It's easy for me to get sites up. You've no doubt seen my shits just sitting there for months. Some people question me like, "What's wrong johnjuan. You can't do anything but FOULFOWL.com?" They think getting content is hard, when that's not the case. Putting the members area in place is what always gives me a headache. I've spent the whole day, 9 hours working on these joints. Now had I been at my 9 to 5, this shit would never be getting done. When you're a lazy nigga like me, doing anything takes a loooong time. Hell, I've been staring at 2 sets of rims and brembo brakes. one for each of my (driveable)rides for a few months now. I've been too lazy to take those mothafuckas to have someone put them on for me. Maybe over the next few days I'll do it. I'll probably toss photos up. July 21, 2009 I'm not sure what day it was that I shot that rainbow(no homo). Not photoshop, a rainbow arch next to the golden arches. I thought it was pretty cool. July 20, 2009 too I turn a few corners after seeing the googlemobile and I then see a rolling Colt 45 ad mobile. Now, is this really necessary in the hood? It ain't like it's an actual delivery truck. This thing is a billboard mobile. I'd love to see this thing rolling through the Bloomfield Hills. I've noticed they brought the ol' school Billy D. back. July 20, 2009 You see a lot of shit when you're not at work in the daytime. On a store run this morning, I see a google mobile rolling through my hood. Surely everyone has used google maps before. The mobile with that huge camera on top supposedly takes streetlevel photos while it's moving. July 13, 2009 Okay, full nipple ain't showing so I'm still technically keeping this blog PG-13. I swear to God, I was pumping gas at the petro station and this bitch recognized me from trickin' with her years ago. She was obviously drunk/high. She yells out the bus window at me, gets off and runs over to my car. I got some photos of her from 2003 in my .com members area. Getting pictures from her is a battle. She used to be on that $5.00 per shot shit. I got a couple for free last night. I'm not showing her face, because last time I saw her, we were both on the bus and she was sitting with some 6 ft 5 dude that looked like he was fresh outta Jackson, Michigan(the pen). I spoke to her then, and he stood up and grimmed me. She didn't say shit. lol. But today, he wasn't anywhere in sight. Bitch came trotting up to me, with her arms folded under her tittys to hold them up and said ,"I wanna ride in that caddy." Looking at her humongous ta-tas hanging, I said, "Damn baby, you still look good as hell, but I'm not trying to trick. Just pumping some gas and rolling home." I've been around bitches over the years that have desk jobs, sit all day and go from young tenders to old miserable fat bitches. I was looking at her shapely ass thinking to myself that if this bitches head was in order, she could have made some man a "fairytale" wife. She has aged well. In her 40's with a body that just flings parts when she walks. She said, "I don't want your money, I just want a ride. You wanna be my pimp tonight?" At this point, she was already in my passenger side. trying to give me instructions about pimpin' I said,"You're on some bullsht. But because we go back like 16 years, I'ma give you a ride where you need to go." She was unzipping my pants and grabbing my hand rubbing it across her pussy. she deep throated my dick 2 times, and my eyes almost rolled back. She then stopped and said, "I know, you got other hoes and you don't want this old bitch anymore." Man, just as I'm whipping out cash. she said, "I told you I don't want your money. You fucked up. All you had to do is drive me to a couple of spots around town and watch me while I make some money. But I'll find another nigga to do it." She's always been a bullshit artist and was playing games here. As she was stepping out the car, I was checking to make sure my wallet and cell phone was still in my pocket. I started heading home, but then turned back around cause I still had that bitch deepthroating me on my mind. She straight up ignored me now. lol. Do yall remember when I showed you the first broad I picked up in the streets? Well, this one was almost as hot as her during the early 90's. I promise you, there ain't no more hot ones that I tricked with back in that era. These few in this blog and my podcast were rarities. Throwback hookers, you know broads that managed to still dress and look good while/if they were smokin' rocks. Bitch used to be super skinny with a fat ass and huge tits. She didn't even look real. I used to think het tits were implants, but now since they're even bigger, I'm thinking maybe they're real. Her lips used to look fake. They were so juicy you'd think it was collagen injections. This bitch used to sometimes walk topless down the street. I would bet a stack that you couldn't find a bitch that looked as good as her and the first broad I had picked up on the streets in 1992. She's about 10 years older than me. So imagine seeing this bitch walking down the street as a young 18 year old. Dressed in tight biking shorts showing cameltoe and tittys swangin' in a bikini top. She would alllways be drunk or high and agitated in the streets, just like she was last night. Unfortunately, the worst kind of woman to deal with. I can remember at one point some nigga had knocked out all her front teeth and she was still out trickin, talking about the head is better know. Seeing her in the 2k's, all I be thinkin' is: Gotdamn, she's a MILF now. She probably got grown-ass kids. All the rough years this bitch has had and to still look decent. I swear Her hands are the only thing fucked up on her and they were fucked up in my .com photos from 6 years ago too. I wonder how she'd be looking if she had been living the straight and narrow life. I can only imagine the drama she has taken brothas DUMB ENOUGH to be with her thorugh. Cause you know at one point or another(like when I saw her last year on the bus), some nigga was calling her his woman. I guarantee you that a lot of yall reading this post has hit that pussy. In her prime, if you're a heterosexual man and you saw her anywhere at anytime, you'd be trying your hardest to fuck. She still got an outrageuos body, but back in 1992, this bitch was video vixen material(I'm not lying). She goes by the name Lisa Lips. lol, like I said, see my .com members area archive circa 2003. She probably been sellin' ass since the early 80's. the beginning of the crack era. You know you know her. July 13, 2009 Man, this was my very first apartment. 22 years old, fresh outta college and I thought I was doing it big. Remember me telling yall about it back in December. I'd been wondering how much longer that mothafucka would be open. Well, it looks like the answer WAS about 7 months. I can't even imagine somebody giving me a notice telling me I had 24 hours to move. lol, I'm sure thhe tenants will get more time than the article says they were told. I wrote about how much fun I had up in there. But that was over a decade ago. It was like a big party building up in there for me. A continuation of college dorm life. Aparently it had become a building of misery through the 2k's. Read the rest of the article click here. July 12, 2009 As you can see there hasn't been many entrys in July thus far. Shiiid, I've out running the streets enjoying the beautiful Michigan weather. I'm at the point now where I don't think summertime anywhere in the world is as off the chain as my hometown. I try to tell people about some of the shit that I see on the late nights and some of the things that pop off and they think I'm telling duck tales. I literally went to a block party that will remain nameless last night and had never, ever seen so many agressive females. Its been like this all summer though so far. Last week I passed out, fuckin' around with some young broads at a bar. Last night, I was so bombarded by so many hoodrats that I had to leave. Ass was everywhere and every conversation was leading to "lets leave the party and go do something else. I wanna get out the hood for a while." While me, I was trying to stay in the hood the whole mothafuckin' night. I felt like just hanging. Hell it was only 10pm when I left the block party. I sure as hell didn't feel like a bitch taggin' along with me either. A lot of times it be's that way when it's right before the 15th. Bitches clinging. But no one was gettin' a free night on the town from JohnJuan. I made my rounds to the titty bars. There's a coupla good shots of My new favorite one below: Sunset Strip on Michigan Avenue. Oh yeaaah. It was midnight, they had the barbecue grill going on the side of the building, a few of the dancers outside. When my pockets are on full and I feel like having some beautiful bitches kiss my ass for a few dollars, not to mention enhaling the mixed aroma of pussy, smoke and drank this is one of the places I like to go. If I was married, after the fun I've had over the last few weekends, I'd be ready to serve that bitch papers tomorrow morning. July 6, 2009 So over the weekend, I got caught up on an old hustle. Ebay! Years ago, I used to make a few extra bucks on there by selling shit. But now, I've got a ton of old shit, mainly leftover mustang and cadillac parts that I had gotten for free because they had been attached to other shit that I had needed for my cars. I figured why not slang that shit online. Being that ebay is connected to paypal, when a purchase is made, the cash is there instantly. With me, it goes straight to my business debit card. Good shit. This is one of those hustles that I've been telling brothas about for years. No one listens though lol. I made a few hundred dollars this past weekend, doing nothing but getting rid of junk that I had no use for. With the proceeds, I'ma treat myself to a little florida getaway in 3 weeks. I got a great deal on 2 first class tickets this morning. More importantly, ebay has put that "go getta" spirit back into me. I gotta get my soda and my t-shirt shit going. Maybe I'll parlay ebay stores into advertising for those sites. There's no reason ANYBODY with a computer and a brain should be broke. I'm lazy and have more ideas than I'm able to get going with the strain of having a 9 to 5 but I see a lot of people throwing up bullshit websites expecting to be a success. YOU'RE doing it all wrong. I'ma start consulting cats, holla at ya boy. There's enough dollars, euros, pounds and yen for EVERYBODY in this GLOBAL ECONOMY. July 5, 2009 I seem to piss off fat bitches when I talk about how NASTY they look. GOOD, get your ass outside and start walking like these broads. A few seconds after I snapped the photo, I parked in front of them, got out the car, focused on the less attractive one and ended up getting her digits. We're going out tonight. I had to dip into my "educated/WORKING black male mode" for this woman. I don't think I mentioned it before, but I have 3 modes that I pick when approaching a black woman. I have an uncanny sense of identifying which one is their type within the first couple seconds of talking to them. 1.) The thug 2.) The artsy broke brotha 3.) The educated/working man. They're pretty self explanatory. I knew these weren't just some hoodrats walking to the corner store, and that every THUG in the area has probably tried to holla over the past few minutes, so I played the educated/working brotha role. and voila. They both have REAL GOOD jobs downtown and I'ma have a good time grippin' them firm thighs and might even go DOWNTOWN on her tonight. Now you'd think sistas would be running from a internet porn nigga like myself, but NO!!!!! I guess there's generally a shortage of "regular" dudes out there. So with no shame, I usually tell them during dinner, that I run several porn sites. Flash a few pics from my .com or chic-chick at them and they always goes to the tune of, "You didn't think I was gonna be on one of your sites, did you?" or "Well you're not my man, This is just dinner and a movie" or "You gotta get tested before our 2nd date" or "I got some nude photos on the net too" or "Oooh, you're a freak, I like that" I could go on and on. But the thing that shocked me the most is how a few weeks ago a 30 year old broad I took out to a spot I like to hit called "the Detroit Fish Market" told me, "Well, I've dated worse. Some drug dealers, some drug users, theives and liars. I guess I can give you a try too." lol, I told her, "No baby, you got it twisted, you ain't givin' me anything, I could have brought any woman I wanted to here tonight. I was giving YOU a try. Think about that." I got up, walked out and left her with the bill. She rang my celly all night long trying to apologize. I finally answered my phone and she wanted to come over to the crib to show me just how sorry she was...lol, Well yall I got the feeling that July is gonna be another wonderful month. On a side note, I'ma have to start trying that more ofter. Take a woman out. Make a scene, and just leave her there stranded and stuck with the bill. July 1, 2009 Back when I was in my early 20's, young, and in good shape I'd find a way to hang around this place when they were closing for the night. I was riding by last weekend and they were changing the sign. I'm not sure what they changed it too, because I haven't driven by there since. But fellas, if you wanna FUCK TONIGHT. All you gotta do is be outside of a male strip club when it closes. In detroit, there use to be a stampede of horny women up on Fenkell avenue. I can't remember waht nights and I can't even remember the days. But these broads would be ready to jump on any dick they saw coming out of those doors. Of course a good lookin' brotha like myself was choosin' the finest ones. Think about how it is when yall dudes goto a titty bar and walk out the doors at closing time(that is if you ain't gettin' "special treatment" in the VIP rooms) If hoes were standing around in the parking lot, you'd be ready to fuck them, right then. Well say what you want, but I was gettin' some good pussy in the "D" back in the early/mid 90's. lol. Previously June May April March February January 2008 2007 2006 ©2009 Foul Fowl Entertainment powered by: