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John Juan


 

July 24, 2007



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Back when I first started making money on the internet, I used to try to convince every other nigga that I knew that he should pick a niche and get this money too. In 2007, I'm making more money from my internet ventures than I make from my day job that required a college degree to get. But you know how people are, and I hate to say this, especially black people. I should be doing a podcast about this, but fuck it. Brothas and Sistas are always the last to jump onto something. We always seem to catch the tail end of shit. Wanna start an adult website in 2007 and get paid, forget it. Wanna do the ebay thing and sell your shit in 2007, forget that shit too. Niggaz, wanna pimp a bitch, Bitches wanna sell some pussy on craigslist.com in 2007, hope you got lawyer money, cause that shit is very ILLEGAL. The article up above is really for mothafuckas that have a few dollars and know what they're doing. I do however believe that the internet that we've all known and loved for the last 15 years is getting ready to make a dramatic change. Shit, you can kinda tell by reading it that the dudes in the article at the end know that their run is almost over. I'll talk about that next time. by the way, click here See how someone out of the blue wanted to buy that site from me, I thought about it, but, kept it cause I got plans for that site. I own about 130 domain names right now. You've probably only seen maybe 2 or 3, the porn ones. most of the others point to advertisement sites that pay me a few cents per click.



July 24, 2007



You're looking at this sites Ranking on one of the most accurate internet traffic scales. Check it out yourself click here and type in your favorite websites to see where they rank. Now when I started this site a lil bit over a year ago. it was ranked at 6,000,000 something, now I've creeped just into the 2,000,000's. Nah, It ain't doin' CNN.com numbers, not even ChronicCast.com #'s(what up yall?) but shit, look at all the mothafuckin' websites out there that don't even register. They ain't even on the map. So basically, the webmaster(s) is talking to himself. Showing pictures or sharing information with himself. and what do yall think about people that talk to themselves...CRAZY. I've told yall in my podcast that I don't make one red cent from this blog. I do it, cause I enjoy the interaction with yall. And I'm an attention whore. The most common comment I get about my blog is that it's "Different". Funny cause One of My mottos in life has always been "Be different", and you'll get noticed. To the haters and to the congratulators alike, I wanna thank yall for noticing me.



July 23, 2007



Yall mothafuckas that remember how I used to do my first porn site back in the day, Remember how I used to kinda mash porn, grafitti and cars together on that joint? It took a while, but I realized that a lot of shit didn't really belong on a pornsite. Niggaz was paying to see ass and titties not the kinda bullshit you're looking at above. Thats Kinda why I started my blog, So I can throw my excess shit somewhere. Being here in the Detroit area, "the Motor City", "Motown" we normally see new cars on the road before you can see them anywhere else. I especially enjoy seeing the camoflauged vehicles. When I see one. I feel like I'm part of some kinda car paparazzi(they actually exist you can see a lot of professional "spyshots" at carspyshots.net and autospies.com ). I grab my camera and start snapping away. Now mind you this usually has to be done while you're suppose to have both hands on your steering wheel. Plus the mothafucka driving it will usually speed up if he notices you taking pictures. If you know how to read the license plates, it'll tell you who the manufacturer is...notice the "M" in the middle. That 2009 Dodge Ram looks like a BIG mothafucka. I'm still waiting to see an 09 Dodge Challenger on the streets.




July 22, 2007



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Yuck, lol...Yeah, I know. So do you wanna here the story behind he/she or is it an it? click here it's the podcast dated today 7-22-07. By the way, the word I was looking for at the end of the podcast is "Hermaphodite".



July 9, 2007



Okay, for a few days, I thought I had lost my fuckin' mind. I had dug through everything in my basement. ripped opened sealed boxes that I keep all my old toys and clothes in(I think I told yall last month I have never ever thrown anything away) and I still couldn't find what I was lookin' for. Day in, day out I could barely get my mind focused on anything else. I was looking for my Got Damn Transformers. I hadn't seen them in about 14 years. See, it was fucking me up because I had to have those mothafuckas in front of me as I watched a downloaded bootleg copy of "the movie" on my computer. The shit might sound ridiculous to you, but me and all the dudes I grew up with were Robot fanatics. Not just Transformers, but Robotech, Voltron, Transor Z and even the Go-Bots. hahaha, I never could figure out who copied who, or what came first the Go-bots or the Transformers. But anywayz those things are a part of my childhood. When Those mothafuckaz first came out in 1985, they were hard to find in the stores. I can remember as a 10 year old calling the local toy Stores to see if they had gotten them in. When a shipment came, you had to be at that store that day or they would be sold out.....Well, I finally found those old mothafuckas this afternoon. Unforntunately they're in worst condition than I had remembered. And I don't see quite as many as I thought I had. But oh well. Where were they? I had placed them in storage with some old love letters, phone #'s and pictures that bitches had given me in high school. I had hidden all that shit from girlfriends when I was in college. The toys because I didn't want women thinkin' I was immature, the photos and love letters because I didn't want them knowing I was a player. I had hidden that shit too good. I might show yall some of those ancient artifacts the next time I have writers block. But until then let me go see what this Transformers movie is all about. They talkin' bout it might be the biggest selling movie of all time. Thats really saying something in this day and age when niggas like myself just download movies.



July 8, 2007







alright, alright so I didn't get those 7 entries in yesterday. I went to a pool party. maaaaaan, Do you see the 2 broads up above? I swear to God when I tell you this...The white chick Kristie sits across from me at my 9 to 5...and the black one, Kenosha sits right next to me. hahahahahahaha riiiiight. Remember people when you put yourself on the net, or send me pictures you can't sue me for the comments I make about them. Now Kristie, "You look wonderful. If you weren't living here in Michigan, and was somewhere like L.A. or NYC, I think you'd probably have a shot at a career in modeling." She probably should have started 10 years ago though, but hey better late than never. "Kenosha, I was raised to not say anything if I can't say anything nice." and you know, that's like the main reason why I don't speak to a lot of mothafuckaz at my 9 to 5. I swear to yall before I was put on my new team, I sat across from a jet black skinny bitch and probably said 3 words to her the whole time I've been back in the "D". and it's been 6 months. See, I'm an asshole and I know the minute I start casual conversation with some of those "skillets"(I'm borrowing that word from Payroll the pimp) I'll end up in the "glass office" trying to explain to about 5 people why I shouldn't be suspended of fired(Hey, I like gettin' my few g's a month for doing nothing more than showing up). As a matter of fact this cat that used to work there got kinda too bold one day and some "wrong" words came out of his mouth towards Kenosha(yes the one up above) and then the next thing I knew, they were escorting him out. Click here to see a screenshot of his website. I won't show you the site name, cause then I'd be sending his little make believe website some traffic, and nobody gets shit from me for free. Thats the same reason I blurred out the site name on the pics up above...The dude that runs it(nothing against him, cause I don't know him) has had it up for about 3 years now and he's only gotten 560 hits during that time...Man, since the time you started reading this one entry, I've had 60 hits on this site. But yo I can understand a lot of mothafuckaz do things as hobbys. Hell this blog is one of my hobbys, but I'ma make sure more than 2 people are looking at it hahahaha. Yo, if you listened to my last podcast you'll know that my new teamleader is a crackhead/alcoholic and I sit next to 2 stone cold freaks. Man, I've made up my mind. I'm staying my black ass right here in Detroit. I can't walk away from this hilarious shit. I'm gonna work it out where i can do L.A. and Miami on the weekends. I figure that shit'll only run me about 6 or 7 hundred a month. I don't have to live there full time just yet. Be back in a few hours. I still gotta tell you what I've been obsessed over for like a week now.



July 7, 2007



6am :
Yo, I fell way behind. I've had all kinds of entries that I've wanted to do on this blog. Buuuut somewhere around July 3rd, I got obsessed over something. I'll tell you about that later today. Oh yeah, it's 7-7-7 today. I had hoped to be in Vegas today, but shit just didn't work out so, fuck it I'll be at the Casinos here in Detroit tonight trying to get the slots to show me todays date. But before that, I figured since we're 7 days into the new month, and I have about 7 entries that I didn't get a chance to do, why not do about a weeks worth of entries in one day. It'll give me a chance to get shit caught up, but more importantly it'll be FUN. I'm telling yall I love blogging. But you already knew that.







6:30am:
So, I wanted get my grocery shopping for the week out the way, and plus you know how the grocery stores are. Mothafuckas can get real "lucky" in there. And since it's 07-07-07 hahaha. I can't count how many fine females I have met and actually gone out with that I met at Farmer Jack...Man, I grew up on that place. For yall outside of the metro Detroit area. Farmer Jack was the areas largest chain Supermarket in area, and it was the city of Detroits only one until the final stores closed a few days ago. Something like 50 stores carried the Farmer Jack name. According to the owner, the Great Atlantic & Pacific Tea Co.(A&P, which was a chain here before the converted all there stores in michigan to Farmer Jack), the chain just wasn't making money. I'm kinda disappointed, cause it was the only supermarket I shopped at. I had to actually drive to a few locations to get that good photo you see up above. A lot of them have already taken the sign down. It's a fucked up thing for the city because most mothafuckaz are gonna have to start fucking with the small independent grocers that sell expired shit, have higher prices and don't keep there joints clean. It's hard for me to understand why joints like Vons, Ralphs, Food4less or even Pigglywiggly won't come to the "D", they'd make a killing.






7am:
See, I didn't wanna go when it was crowded, which I know it will be tonight. I wanted to walk in while I could have free reign over all the machines and tables. the Motor City Casino was definitely more crowded than usual, but i got a chance to get my 7-7-7 gamble on. Unfortunately I lost a hundred buuut, I might just hit the MGM or Greektown casinos tonight and try my luck there.





11:45am:
After some Mickey D's for lunch, I hit the lil corner store and bought me a mid-day ticket and an evening one. I would just love to see how the fuck they pay the millions of people that purchased tickets with this exact same # today. The state would go broke. Or should I say broker than it already is. Everytime you look up, the Governor of Michigan is proposing some kinda new tax. But they say all the lottery money goes to the public school districts in Michigan. Some of the worst in the country I should add.





2:00pm:
It was time for me to do a lil pornography. No porn on this site though but yall know where to find the full set at.









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