July 30, 2006 I was 14 years old, riding to cedar point with some childhood friends(what up yall?). It was my first time being out on the road with the fellaz. The oldest one of us had just gotten his drivers license, so we were now "rollin". Before that day, I had never really been a hip-hop fan. Sure I liked a little Doug E. Fresh and Slick rick, but hated most of the other shit from NYC. Michael Jackson and that pop shit was more my style. But while we were making that Detroit to Sandusky, Ohio run, blaring out the bassless speakers of the homies mothers brand new oldsmobile was, "Woke up quick at about noon Just thought that I had to be in Compton soon I gotta get drunk before the day begin Before my mother starts bitchin bout my friends About to go and damn near went blind Young niggaz at the pad throwin up gang signs Ran in the house and grabbed my clip With the Mac-10 on the side of my hip Bailed outside and pointed my weapon Just as I thought, the fools kept steppin Jumped in the fo' hit the juice on my ride I got front back and side to side Then I let the Alpine play Bumpin new shit by NWA It was "Gangsta Gangsta" at the top of the list Then I played my own shit, it went somethin like this: Cruisin down the street in my six-fo' Jockin the bitches, slappin the hoes Went to the park to get the scoop Knuckleheads out there cold shootin some hoops A car pulls up, who can it be? A fresh El Camino rolled, Kilo G He rolls down his window and he started to say It's all about makin that GTA" They aren't the best lyrics ever written, and weren't even the best at that time. But it was different, new and most important "REAL". For a nigga that grew up in the 'burbs, it was what I had been missing. years later, while sitting at my 9 to 5, I would have a discussion with a few catz about who had the biggest influence on hip-hop music. Mothafuckaz will say Tupac all day, then you still got catz that'll say Ice cube. I alwayz point out to niggaz that if it wasn't for Eazy-E, neither of those niggaz would have been as big as they were. Sure Eazy E isn't the greatest rapper of all time. He ain't even close. my top 3 are 2pac, Ice Cube and Biggie. Eazy wasn't even the first big rapper on the westcoast, that was ICE-T. But Eazy E created an empire. He's the Godfather of Gangsta rap. and his crew NWA, will alwayz be my favorite hip-hop group. Eazy-E(rip) ain't around no more, but like I've alwayz said, a mans children are his legacy. If you don't have any, you're missing out, and if you do, take care of them. Cause they'll be here long after you're gone. Out shopping at the swap meet today and had the opportunity to tell lil Eazy how I felt about his Fathers influence and wished him luck on his upcoming ventures. I may download and burn The Games music, but like I told lil Eazy, "I'll definitely buy "Prince of Compton", when it gets released." Real good dude. Click here to check out his unofficial site. July 29, 2006 I originally did this post 2 days ago, but some fuckin' way I deleted it. Instead of fronting, redoing it and back dating it, I'll just include the main points in todays post. Since I'm no longer out hustling in the (313), Detroit I figured I'd show yall my favorite "notell" up above, where a lot of the first foulfowl.com scenes were shot. If you ever visit that mothafucka tell Lou that JohnJuan sent you. Next, here's the video. click here It's me in the "D", circa 2003. Not much, as a matter of fact, fuck my first office and the ride through the city. You might wanna just download the 19 minute clip for the Detroit music. Its just my way of showing you how I've been grindin' for some time now. Creating Foul Fowl Entertainment hasn't been an overnight thang. A lot of mothafuckaz email me, asking for advice on how to get into the niche of porn that I do. Well, my only words to you are to say your prayers. See, when you hit the hood to cop hoes like I used to do. And I say used to because me and my crew paid our dues in the street and we don't even have to be out there anymore. STD's, niggaz and bitches setting you up for injury or death is what you face. Oh yeah and I forgot you might even get arrested. So you still wanna do this? Today as I sit back and look back, I thank God I have never contracted and diseases and I've only had a blade pulled on me once(luckily I was able to wrestle it away from the hoe). July 26, 2006 Woke up this morning...early for me. 9am cali time. Practiced on my new hobby...surfing, then out to breakfast with a woman whom I'll call Larella, I've known for about a week now. She's the one who actually took the pictures up above and the video which I'll have up shortly. She has a real nice place just off the beach. I'm still not 100 percent clear where and how she is getting her money from. But then again, I haven't told her completely where I'm getting mine from either. The only reason I bring that up is because spending all my life in the midwest. Blue collar Detroit to be more exact. I'm used to people getting up in the morning, going to a plant, or working for the city, state you know shit like that. But Like most people I've met recently here, she doesn't work, or does some shit where she makes her own hours. Here in Cali, I've learned that Basically if you're getting dough, you're good. If you ain't, you better take your ass back where you came from before you end up on the streets. 9 years ago, when I was fresh outta the U of M, I just expected to be working for somebody, until I retired. Seeking a stable 9 to 5 was programmed into me while I was in college. Professors(at least the ones I had) Don't tell you look, Figure out how to do something better than everyone else, or unique or even strange and make a living off of it. Man, I swear whenever I visit, all Larella is ever doing is smoking weed, and listening to hiphop. My kind of broad. Even if she's a 35 year old white chick. Speaking of white chicks, check out my the porn site tommorow, I'll have one there for ya there. Just gotta upload that her shit, and I'm tired as a mothafucka right now. If you remember my last post I was telling yall I had her lined up to shoot. But anywayz, click here to see the video from this morning, about 12 hours ago actually. and before mothafuckaz start asking why I didn't show me actually in the water...well, I just got the board this weekend. And I'm not about to show yall me fuckin' up on it. But I'm learning, give me another month..then I won't have to edit my breast stroking on the board out...Question for yall..doesn't the beach water in grimy southern killafornia look clearer than that shit nogood is sitting his fat ass in. See, when I move to an island(not a U.S. territory) next year, I guarantee you it'll have white sand and clear blue water. July 24, 2006 click here to hear me on some audio of the Mr Riggla show First off, Riggla, you pulled a Trashman on me, boy you niggaz with that not tellin' a mothafucka he's on the air...lol, but fuck it...good mothafuckin' show...check out what you're hearing in its entirety at MrRigglashow.com. It's 12am cali time. I just woke up in a cold sweat. Yes, I had a nightmare. Was dreaming I was trapped inside a cubicle, surrounded by overweight, ugly bitches. Man, this has been like a reoccuring nightmare for me. There's a fat, sloppy blond wannabe-black white chick and a manly looking racooninsh eyed nappy headed black broad. Then on the other side...Yuck, I don't wanna even type about it anymore. So, since I'm up, figured I'd holla for a minute. I'm actually suppose to pick this white girl up from downtown L.A. to do a photoshoot today. I may get around to it, I may not. It's hot than a mothafucka outside, and I'm thinking I wanna goto the beach(again). Went yesterday evening and had a pretty good time. Then, I'm looking in the mirror, and I need a shave...Think I'll goto the barbershop first, right after lunch of course..should I grab a couple quick tacos from El Pollo Loco, or should I go grab something when I get to the beach....Decisions, Decisions...Oh yeah! To everyone who may be reading this at a j.o.b., enjoy your looo00000000000ooong work week. and on friday, when you get paid, be sure to spend some of that hard earned cash at TrashmanVideo.com. The nigga is on the way back to his new crib in Germany after spending the weekend in NYC, his old stomping grounds. Yo, Trashman remember I don't just wanna see pics of mysteriously groomed wild horses there in Germany. Don't show me any timeshare cottages and I definitely don't wanna see pics of you in some dirty beach water. Just show me some "black" German bitches. Give me a reason to get straightened out so I can apply and "get" a passport to come over there. July 22, 2006 click here to hear the audio version So here it is, about 3am pacific time..just flew back from Detroit. I'm not hardly sleep, cause I been drinkin' pop(soda) all day. Back in Detroit, a mothafucka was driving cautious as fuck..The last thing I wanted to do was get pulled over. By the way..you see that picture up above. Yeah, after getting new tires for my Camaro here in Cali, I get back to Detroit, and find out that since my mustang has just been sitting for about a month, its tires are leaking air. isn't that a bitch. Anywayz, while there, I handled my business, fucked a one of my down females and fled. You kinda start appreciating your hometown when you ain't alwayz there. I kinda did the tourist thing for a few hours. Took some photographs that I'ma have blown up to mount in my L.A. office...Now, if you keep checking my blog out, I'll eventually give you a tour of my new office, but today, what I wanna do is show you some never before shit of how I started out in Detroit(yes, I did think ahead and took footage of the making of my FOULFOWL enterprise lol Its filled with lies, danger and deception and all that good stuff people enjoy). I'ma kinda bring yall up to speed on how I got to where I'm at now. Keep in mind, slangin' porn is my full time job(if you wanna call it a job). But, you can probably tell I'ma pretty intelligent nigga, so I've alwayz know that the key was to take that income and invest it into other profitable ventures. It's kinda like a tree. You got the root, and then you got branches that eventually start sprouting. Or you could say it's more like putting your money in the washing machine lol. But like I said, I'ma bring yall up to speed first. While at the airport, I was reading some shit on the net today about this new webmaster. This nigga was bragging to another new webmaster about his website stats. How he's getting such and such amount of visitors to his site per day. You know, all kinds of shit. I'm reading the message board that it was on, and I'm thinking to myself. Damn, are mothafuckaz really that dumb. Now, for those of you that don't know Alexa is a site that a lot of niggaz use to track their traffic. (some nigga in Detroit that has a wannabe infomercial website "REMI" has had his shit up for about 3 years now and nobody even knows its there hahaha He's reading this right now, his IP address is 68.40.74.103) Yeah, if you plug any of my sites into that bitch, I'm not in the "100 thousands", this site which is only about a month old ain't even listed yet but so mothafuckin' what. You can buy traffic to inflate your #'s, but you can't buy sales. See, when people come to any of my sites, they pull out their mastercard. Out of every 10 people that visit one of my sites, about half of them sign up. Can you high traffic mothafuckaz say that or are you just providing free entertainment for mothafuckaz. So the new nigga, and fuck it, I'ma show yall his site. Neighborhoodcollegepussy.com Now I know got damn well, this nigga ain't making any bread off of the "purchased, recycled, non-exclusive" content that he has on his site. The niggaz shit is so mothafuckin' raggedy that he even has pictures missing. You know the red x's and shit. I'm not trying to diss the nigga(yeah, I am) but just step your game up before you start trying to brag about your shit. I did it back when I first started, but my stuff was good(it's even better now). I've alwayz gave mothafuckaz that "real" shit that even if they didn't like the foul bitches on the site, they kept coming back to see what I was gonna put up next. But the NCP guy, I mean his shit is almost as bad as this guys. Okay, tommorrow, I'm gonna try to talk about something besides porn. July 19, 2006 Good shit, you took care of that real quick..now center the pages. In case you haven't noticed, Its aligned to the left..hahaha..I love fuckin' with unstable mothafuckaz. Nigga, did you see the shrink yet. it's about 8:30 pacific time. Yo, in case you're wondering about the pic on the first page...Thatz the Westin Bonaventure. If you scroll down the page, you'll see I was kinda shocked when I first saw it. Turns out the mothafucka that designed it John Portman, also designed the GM Ren-Cen building in Detroit, and the Westin Peach-tree plaza in Atlanta. So thatz why they look familiar.click here Unlike anything else here in L.A., it reminds me of home. I actually went as far as booking a room for something real special I got lined for my porn side of this business. Speaking on business, I'm so tired of niggaz calling themselves CEO and this and that. Niggaz, if you're gonna front..CEO and President, make sure you know the basic structure of a corporation click here. Then, when you understand that, get you an office and an office phone, that ain't your 9 to 5 employers. See, when you get a call from me, your caller ID reads Foul Fowl Entertainment. And I ain't gettin' my mail at no P.O. box either..lol..Peace, I'm out..gotta sneak back to Detroit early in the morning. Figured I'd just hit bars until my flight time. There ain't nothin' better than buzzing on an airplane. Oh, before I come back to L.A., I might even hit Puerto Rico for a few days. Shit, it ain't nothin' but a $200 ticket hahaha. I'm still laughin' my ass off at this nigga here. You might have seen his site...sittin' his ass in some dirty contaminated beach water, thinkin' he's in some kinda paradise..Nigga, you're still in the U.S., as a matter of fact, you're on the one island mothafuckaz are trying to get away from....lookin' like a beached whale...boy I tell you some niggaz, fuckin' comedy. July 17, 2006 Yo, I did some work today, you like?....Hey nigga, what the fuck happen to "YOUR" site, I think the initials were R.E.M.I he knows who I'm talking to...hahahaha, frontin' mothafuckas never prosper. Go make some repairs. July 14, 2006 I swear to you, I don't know what the fuck it is, but every since I got here in Cali, I've been a lazy mothafucka. I got all these damn ideas, but to be honest with you and myself, I ain't doin' shit. First of all, I wake up in the morning, go for a lil walk, pick up a L.A. times and a Detroit Free Press at the newsstand and then read while I eat breakfast at a taco stand. At that time, I tell myself today, I'm gonna really do some shit...right after I go home and take a shower. After the shower, it's always right after I watch a lil T.V., then I step back outside to jump in the car and hit the streets, but it's too damn hot to venture out anywhere. I'm staying in the Valley, and today they say it was 98 degrees, but I swear it felt like 125. So, I convince myself that I'll get out there as soon as it cools down a lil bit. Of course it doesnt cool off until around 8pm. And at that point. I got dinner on my mind and after dinner, of course its too dark. But Tonight, I said fuck it, man I gotta get my shit together..I called up this cat that I've wanted to put on the net. He lives in a hotel in Hollywood and like 85 percent of the people there, he's absolutely nutz. I guarantee the shit he talks about will be just as informative as it is entertaining. You just don't wanna get caught using the info, cause you'll end up locked the fuck up. So what if he's always heavily medicated. We taped the first 15 minute show tonight. The footage is still in my camera, gotta transfer it to my desktop computer, then upload the shit to the server. But shit, itz 11:43pm right now, and I just wanna lay in the bed and watch some T.V. July 6, 2006 Been bullshittin' as usual over the holiday weekend. Enjoying the sun, barbecue and women. And you know what, I was sitting back thinking to myself that damn, it hasn't even rained since I've been here. I'm not complaining, but that shit just seems kinda strange to me. Especially since everything here still manages to stay green. Another thing that I can't figure out it how the fuck can it be so hot in the daytime, but then at night, the temp drops to levels lower than Detroit nights. Anywayz, I'm cooking some shit up so stay tuned. July 2, 2006 man, I think I lost a day or 2 somewhere. I probably shouldn't say how or why, but check out the .com site and watch the video clip. You'll see that me and ol' girl was havin' way too much fun to be just high on life. Well, all that shit came to an end today as the tires on my ride finally started to give out. If there's anyone in the L.A. area that has the hook-up on tires and rims...holla! So, I put the damn donut on the front of the car, parked it and walked my as to the apartment. on the way, I see a commercial shoot. It still amazes me how they roll everything to the location on trucks, then block off entire sections of streets and keep shit that way for half the day. All that for one lousy 2 minute commercial. Oh well. Holla at yall later. back to present ©2006 Foul Fowl Entertainment