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January 27, 2008














So me and my date went to the North American International auto show today. The big one. I went to the one in L.A. last in November, and I gotta admit it was better than the one I went to today. As I was saying in the blog last year, Cobo Hall is just too small and it's an old boring venue. And I think if it was held in the spring or summer, mothafuckas would walk out and go straight to the dealerships to buy the cars they just saw. Car sales are always slow in the winter months. But the show always draws a big crowd. The Auto Show is probably the biggest yearly event in the city. I've been going every since it became the International joint. It used to just be called the Detroit Auto Show. One of the reasons I love going is because there's always so many people there that no matter who you are, you're gonna see somebody you know. The main thing I go to see is them Ferrari's. I guess thats a favorite of everyone else too. If you see the pics above, you see I couldn't even get a close look because of the crowds. The chinese cars were in the basement. The most interesting company was the BYD(build your dream) company. They had a yellow car that actually looked like they took parts of several other cars to produce it. It's called the f8 and I dig it. I like most coupes though, can't stand 4 door rides. Was excited to get a chance to see the BMW 1 series. There's even a convertible version. I'm a little disappointed though. Because it's so small, You would think it would be priced below the 3 series, but that bitch actually has a higher base price. I've never been a truck man, so I didn't even look at those. That pink box you see is probably the best fudge in the world. I'm eating that shit as I finish typing this up.






January 26, 2008

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Alright, if you see the video up above, I was chillin' near the ocean 2 weeks ago. This was my weekend to go back, but I decided to start rehabbing a crib I own. I paid a few grand for a couple of houses when I started working again about a year ago now. I've since moved into one and I'm very happy with it. See, after being "dismissed" from my job in 2006, I pulled 7 years of savings, 401k plan money and bought my main house out west(the mortgage is a bitch). Kicking it with my neighbor there, We were talking about how cheap houses are in Detroit, St. Louis and parts of Texas compared to L.A. then I started thinking to myself GOTDAMN, I had really fucked up by not buying shit up while I was in the "D". When you're doing okay in a depressed area you should take advantage. I tell people all the time not working for 7 months was really an eye opener. An alarm clock finally went off for me. If you go back to June 2006 when I started this blog, you'll see what I mean. I promised myself that when(not if) I did get my job back in the "D" I was gonna use my "back pay" to buy some shit and then quit. I never got that "back pay" though. But it turns out I didn't need it to do what I've done. Before I left Detroit in 06, I had been fuckin' around with loftstyle Downtown apartments for about 7 years(since finishing my undergrad college work). See, growing up in the suburbs, I had a fascination with that area. In all reality before I got "let go" from my job I wasn't gonna be able to buy my dream house anyways so I was always thinking why just "settle". At that time, my porn sites were only doing car note, rent and insurance premium loot, but not Mortgage dough. Plus I had a lot of outstanding debt. There was no way I was gonna give somebody a huge down payment and then bust my ass to pay a high mortgage for a house I didn't really like(the way shit is in Michigan now, I'm glad I didn't). So now here it is 2008....I won't show yall my current residence(i don't want visitors), and the house you're looking at above is impossible to to locate. But both of them are mine, free and clear(no rent, no mortgage, just yearly taxes) They're in suprisingly secluded areas of the city. See, my main thing when I was hunting for property was "BRICK" houses with empty lots on either side of them and I wasn't fucking with anything with roof damage. In Detroit, If the city owns the adjacent lot(you gotta do your research), you can request to purchase that lot for a few hundred bucks. I'm choosing now to start rehab on the second house because I've done some homework and I've found that I can pull a profit of about 50 grand from the joint I'm living in now. I could also rent one to a mothafucka, but I ain't trying to have that headache. With that, my porn income and my 9 to 5 money, I'll definitely have an Island home(free and clear) or at least property by the end of this year. Probably by summer. At that point, with a home in Southern Cali, Michigan and an island I'll seriously think about walking away from my 9 to 5 "for good". If that mothafucka don't end before then. Yall know how the big 3 auto companies in Detroit are these days. But I have a personal goal of getting the 10 year plaque my employer hands out and mounting that bitch. I'm about 20 months away.






January 24, 2008

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I've been online buying airline and event tickets for the next few months. Not gonna tell all my business just yet, but I've Decided to not fuck with the Superbowl. I'm just not feeling Glendale, AZ. I will however be fuckin' with New Orleans for the NBA all star weekend though. I purchased a fucked up overpriced ticket to the game on stubhub.com($300 for the nosebleed section, but so what I'll be in the building), an inflated $250 per night hotel room at the gotdamn Ramada. But it's all good I guess. I haven't been to the N.O. in years and I'm actually excited about getting down there. Can't wait to get me some Gumbo. Today I Spent about 3 hours working on my internet doings. I gotta keep making that money. Space is definitely becoming a HUGE problem for me. I'm running out of space on my servers AGAIN. I had said a while ago on this blog that I was gonna bring back all the videos I've done over the last few years. Well, I'ma guarantee you they'll be up over the next few days. In the meantime I just uploaded my Stratosphere hotel video above. Better late than never, right? go ahead click on em.






January 13, 2008
























When you actually see the big name Porn stars in person, you realize why they get the big dough. They look and act like freaks in every since of the word. I mean that in a good way yall. Who doesn't love freaky women? I'm also giving yall permission to call me a trick cause I spent what was probably the best $500 I've spent in a long time for 30 minutes of bed play. No shame in my game. They sale pussy all the time. For those that don't now, goto www.eros.com. No I didn't make a fuck video, them hoes start off at $1500 for that. I took over 100 photos of bitches, had to narrow shit down so I just chose to just show the black stars I took photos with. I'll find another area in the next few days to put the rest. And I will tell you this, the white stars look incredible in person. Barbie Doll perfect. The only bad part of these last few days is now ordinary straight laced chicks ain't even turning me on anymore.






January 13, 2008












Alright, up above are some catz I really respect. I was walking around the joint blitzed and tired, slurring words and as I'm typing this shit right now, I have an unbelievable hangover. I'll throw the links and a little more description to these dudes later in the week.







January 13, 2008







Pictures from a few of the spots I hit up. I gotta say entering and exiting the event with the stars was probably the highlight of the whole week.





January 13, 2008







Up above are pictures from the lobby of the expo. the video from inside will be up shortly.





January 13, 2008


So yeah, this is where I stayed in Vegas this time. A little different than the other hotels I've stayed at in Vegas. I loved the fact that The Stratosphere is at the end of the strip, and you don't have to deal with all the traffic and bullshit.









January 13, 2008




...Only stayed there for a day. Got a chance to do some housework, hit my favorite spot to shop(For everyone that always ask me where I get my T-shirts from, there you have it). Had been wanting Roscoes all week, so was able to that. See that huuuuge movie poster. Man, advertisements for that shit is everywhere. and it's probably gonna flop. Advertisement in general is getting crazy, do you see the Wachovia bank shit? Do yall watch COPS? See me and dude up above. He's the cat that was running from the police climbing poles and shit. When I saw the episode a few months ago, I was trippin' cause I had rememberd seeing him in the hood. I got video, but no time to put it up now, my plane leaves soon. I'll have that joint up during the week sometime.









January 12, 2008




I should've just left my computer at home. This is the first time I've turned this mothafucka on since I've arrived in Las Vegas 4 days ago. I'ma tell yall shit started out kinda rough. I had to work tuesday and by the time I got off work, got to the airport to catch my flight that left at 7:37pm, it was too late to check my luggage onto the plane. all your shit has to be on your flight 30 minutes before take-off. See I never knew that and never had to worry about that shit before because I always just go shopping for jeans and a t-shirt when I land. Buuut this time, I already had the shit I wanted to wear, so I bought my shit. Plus FashionShow mall don't got shit as far as urban casual clothes. At the ticket counter they said you can either run like OJ(it's ironic that that nigga just got flown back to Vegas in handcuffs last night) through the airport to get your flight or you can fly out tmmrw. Now since I had paid Detroit city cab $40 to drive me from Downtown Detroit to the airport, I took off my boots put my nikes on and ran like a mothafucka. I caught the plane right before they closed the hatch. But was gonna have to wait for my luggage to come on the next flight, the next day. So me being the cheap nigga I am, I said fuck, I might as well just hit the bars all night and save money on paying the hotel fee that night. That's where I fucked up. I started buying bitches dranks, gambling and then the next thing I knew I had fucked up $500. Now I keep half of all my porn cash in a savings bank in L.A. in case an "emergency" like if I ever have to flee the country, like OJ should have done hahaha. lol. No ATM card so I don't spend that shit. so I jumped on a Greyhound and made it to L.A. at noon the next day.....to be continued










January 8, 2008



From the time I got back from NYC I've been fuckin' off dough at the Grand here in Detroit. The building is still fairly new. Only been open for about 3 months now, since moving from it's temporary digs across the street. I've been brushing up on my poker skills, cause tonight I'm on my way to Las Vegas aka "Lost Wages". And this time it ain't just a lil weekend getaway, I'll be there for a 6 days. So while I'm there I figure I'll have plenty of time to hit the popular casinos on the strip. My reason for going back to Vegas so soon?(shit, I was just there 3 weeks ago) Well, I got a ticket to the AVN Awards and I'm trying to get a pass for the Consumer Electronics convention that started monday. I hear tickets ain't easy to get, so If anyone out there can help a nigga out. Hit me up on that toll free phone # up above. I'm taking my laptop with me, so I'll be updating this mothafucka regularly over the next week.





January 6, 2008







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Alright, here it is Sunday night and I feel like I'm back in High School rushing to get an essay done before Monday. I know I won't have time to get these pictures from last week up tomorrow, cause I'll be packing for yet another lil getaway. Look at that slice of Pizza. It's the first thing I get to eat when I'm in the big Apple. Then I hit one of the ol' school gentlemans club. These are just some of the pics I snapped in New York City last week. As I wrote on my .com site, NYC has really changed over the last 15 years. It's just so clean now, and every corner you hit, you see a police officer. Hookers were scarce, and the good grafitti seems to be confined to certain areas now. Shouts out to www.TrashManVideo.net. I got a chance to hit his stomping grounds once again, but man I couldn't find a bitch for nothing. I don't know how he manages to find the whores he gets. I've been kickin' it in NYC for years I've been running to NYC on any given weekend every since I turned 18. I can remember when a cat I grew up with used to go there and bring back the freshest gear when I was a Senior in H.S. The shit you just couldn't find in Detroit. He was the first dude I knew to rock Phat Farm. Yeah, back in 1993 you couldn't just walk into the mall and buy that shit. Hell, I didn't even know What Macys was then. They're now all over the D. Dude would come back with all kinds of flavors of Timberland boots when every other nigga in Detroit was rockin' sneakers or generic boots in the winter. Real Mixtapes(not mixCD's) were what blew my mind back then. The internet wasn't around so you couldn't just download hot shit that wasn't played on the radio. I got turned on to Nas, Big L(rip) and countless other hiphop artist that way. Shit, I even saw the artist walking the same streets(bodyguardless) that they rapped about when I started visiting NY. I just hate that I didn't carry around a camera back then. The unfortunate thing that I've noticed now is that NYC has become so mothafuckin' generic. Walking through Harlem is almost like walking down Woodward Avenue in Detroit. You see the same shit, CVS on one corner and then a Starbucks on the other. I can go on and on about NYC. It's where I first started taking pictures of trips. I'd have a disposable camera in my back pocket snapping shots of fighting bums, buildings and other monuments. When I started working my 9 to 5 back in 1999, we would get discounted airplane tickets with a small company called PROAIR. They mainly serviced employees of the Big3(GM, Ford and Chrysler). I could fly out of Detroit city airport on a friday night with a roundtrip ticket for only $80. Man, I was a flying mothafucka too. I would meet fine young bitches from the hood in Detroit that had never been out the state, I mean not even to Ohio which is only a 45 minute ride from the city. I'd buy them a roundtrip ticket to go with me, and I'd have the broad in the palm of my hand for the whole weekend. lol, I wouldn't even get a hotel in NYC cause they were too expensive, we'd stay at the Holiday Inn in New Jersey. Take the PATH train to NYC and hit canal street. I'd buy the chick a $10.00 faux Liz Claiborne purse and then right back over to Jersey to fuck in the hotel. Yeah, Those were the days. Click below to enlarge some shit I snapped back in 1998, I just scanned them today.














January 1, 2008











Brought in the new year in times square, New York City. Early new years eve, I spent time explaining to a Reuters reporter and his cameraman why they need to tune into my blog every single day in 2008. When they laughed at me, I told them that's why AP is a better news service anyways. It's laaate Tuesday right now and I just touched down in the "D", gotta be at my 9 to 5 in a few hours, so I'll write more tommorrow. Be here!























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