February 26, 2009
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The first thing I noticed when getting off the airplane in Detroit yesterday morning is how fat and sloppy everyone looks. After being away from the U.S. for just such a short period of time, I had become accustomed to women being slim and trim. Look at those 2 cuties I met in Amsterdam up above. When I saw them walking down the street towards me with that hard stepping model stride, I had to holla. One was coming from classes, the other one was just leaving work for the day. Unfortunately yall can't see what's under the clothing, but I'll just say this, "my, my, my". One of the most bizarre things I saw in Europe was dude in the first small pics below signing bitches body parts and cigarette packs. I stepped up and asked him "who the fuck are you?" He said, "I'm just a street performer." I then asked him why are women asking you to sign their body. He said, "I don't know and don't care. As long as I'm making money out here, that's all that matters." weird. You never see performers on Venice Beach getting that kind of attention. I'm back in the states now. Just unpacked my clothes so I can wash them and repack for Orlando. I'll be there next week. I'm taking a well deserved break from the blog until then. With the slow internet connections in Europe, blogging was a bitch but as I scroll down through this month, I think it turned out okay. More classic JohnJuan shit. I didn't do Brasil like I had planned 6 months ago, but hell London, Paris, Amsterdam and Brussels were a nice substitute don't you think? I'll do South America with the last chunk of my 9 to 5 vacation time late summer or early fall. PEACE.
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February 24, 2009
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One of the best parts of my escapade to Europe was being able to see the many beautiful cars that insanely aren't sold in the U.S.A. Yeah, you can sometimes catch a glimpse of the supercars I put on top in the U.S.A, as a matter of fact, the only vehicles that look familiar to the average american on the streets of Europe are ironically the European cars. Mercedes, which seem to be used as Taxis here, BMW's, volkswagens and Audis. The Japanese have totally different models, some with names that are used in the U.S. and others with different names. GM sells it's cars under the names opel and vauxhall in Europe. I did see a few Chevy branded vehicles. They happened to both be older trailblazers which were probably imported. It was kind of surprising not seeing any cadillacs. Ford, whom told the U.S. government that it doesn't need "bailout" funds seems to be the most prosperous of the Detroit big 3 in Europe. In addition to the ford focus that Americans are used to seeing, They've got an entirely different line of vehicles in Europe with the Ford badge on it(see the 3rd photo below). These apparently are the same models that the former Lincoln Navigator and Ford Expedition plant will be building in the next few years for American roads. These cars WILL definitely sell in The U.S.A. as a matter of fact, the opels and vauxhauls would sell too. In the past, G.M. has turned models of its Austrailian car brand Holden into U.S. versions(the caterra, GTO and the G8). Perhaps they should do the same with European models. I for one, am in love with the simple cargo van that's sold here. It's the second big picture below. I can see them being very easy to customize, kinda like Toyota scions are done. Also, I'll tell you this...If Renault and Citroen were in the U.S. market, Chrysler whom I feel is doomed would probably already be gone. Do you see that beautiful Citroen car below(the first photo below). That sedan is soooo beautiful. Speaking of Chrysler, the only models I've seen on the streets of Europe were a few Jeeps, obviously being driven by enthusiast. and a couple 300c's which were being used as taxis. I actually walked my ass into a Chrysler dealership in France and their whole marketing gimmick is to sell french customers, "The American Lifestyle". The inside of the dealership is plastered with iconic American imagery, but it was void of customers just like dealerships are in the U.S. It's unfortunate that a dude like myself who has actually been working in the automobile industry for almost 10 years has never had an opportunity to present some of my ideas. Remember I told yall about the dude that wanted to talk business. It involves automobiles. added 02/25/09: looking back through all my photos and thinking back. I don't remember seeing and Pick-Up trucks in Europe.
February 23, 2009 too
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Amsterdam ain't just about weed and sex though. There's museums and like most European cities, the buildings themselves are works of art. I took a tour, and one of the things the guide explained is that because England taxed Holland so heavily, the early buildings were built to appear so skinny because owners were taxed by how wide their property was. Just really amazing shit. I'll dump a lot of the photos I have below. Also rode through Rotterdam which is near, but completely different than Amsterdam. The architecture there is on some sci-fi shit. What you're seeing in the 3 big pictures below is a gas station that could easily be used as a space station in a movie. Yeah, I really dig the Netherlands. I'm jumpin' on the bus today and heading bacck to London and then back to the U.S. tommorrow. I'll clean this months blog entries up and wrap up my euro trip then. PEACE.
February 23, 2009
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Okay, I've turned this into a 9 day euro vacation intstead of my originally planned 14 days. I'm just gonna have to get Germany in some other time. I did 3 days in London, England 3 days in Paris, France, 1 day in Brussels, Belgium and guess where I'm doing the last stint?... 2 days in Amsterdam, Holland. Fuck Las Vegas, This is sin city. I've just finished my first day here, and I gotta say it's by far the best place I've visited in the world so far....Yall see those photos of me above, right. Have you ever tried to focus a camera while getting lifted? It's funny cause before I went in, I asked a German brotha who was coming out of bar to snap a shot of me for this blog. He couldn't focus the camera for shit. After spending 2 hours inside, I now know why. hahahaha I'm all for the Netherlands yall. Unfortunately, the things most people like about Amsterdam are rapidly changing. See that big picture below. Look real close into the windows on the left side. DO YOU SEE THOSE GIGANTIC BLACK ASSES? And this is the "day shift". At night time, all those windows you see, plus more all down the street are filled with women selling sex. For all you porn connosuiers..these were Cherokee D'Ass, Delotta Brown type bitches with sexy accents. And I thought the broads in Brussels were bangin'. One of the local dudes told me not to be fooled. That the white sex workers aren't actually from there. They're Eastern Europeon women. I'm like what the fuck is wrong with this dude..I told him, "Do you expect me to even be concerned with where there from, with those giant asses and titties". I wish I could show you how bad those white women were, but they're deep inside the area, and I didn't wanna be the brotha to cause problems by snapping photos. and to be fair to the local dude, some guys like to be able to brag that I banged a blond holland girl and he just wanted me to know that the hair was dyed blond and the bitches were most likely from Ukraine or Russia. What you see below is the best I could do. The photo thing applies here like it does in Brussels. and they make a big scene when they see a dude with a camara. Anyways, I took a tour here, and the guide told me that because of pressure from the European Union, things are changing. Apparently half of the sex windows have already been shut down and within the next few years dude is claiming there might not be any operating(I'm glad I experienced it). And they're cracking down on the drugs. Weed is technically illegal in Amsterdam, but the law allows it to be sold and consumed in coffee houses(hmmmm). The guide says that no one has been arrested for marijuanna in over 30 years there. You can buy mushrooms in places called "head shops". in case yall don't know they're Halucinogens(kinda fun, but you gotta be careful) See, yall already know me. I'm not the nigga to break laws, cause I value my freedom. So, I don't do drugs in the U.S., because it's illegal. But when in Amsterdam, do as the Damed do. The bartender in the coffee house was laughing at me, saying "You do know that this cannabis is much stronger than the stuff in America?" Remember last month I was talking about the smoke at The House of Blues? Well, it has nothing on the smoke in the air at any of the coffee house I just went to. That white widow is a mothafucka. To be completely honest with yall though. All you need to do is sit in the coffee houses and you'll get high. Maybe one day I'll upload the video of me in Amsterdam. Like I said So far, Amsterdam in my favorite spot outside the U.S. Hell, their symbol is XXX.
February 22, 2009
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Well, I fucked up in Brussels. I think the broads there hypnotized me or something. All I was hearing is from "Ghana and Nigeria". African broads, and I know I've said it before, but these were THE baddest women I have ever seen. Too bad they were all "PRO's" In case yall are like me, and didn't know. Brussels has a HUGE redlight district. I guess it's kinda like Tijuana, where the police look the other. There were white chicks, but all I was trying to see is the Africans. They sit in the windows with just bra's and panties on. Dancing, seeing, taunting a mothafucka. You should see the lines of cars that cruise through to make a selection. Of course you can't take pictures, but Oh did I try. I did the sneek and shoot method and ended up with a lot of blurry pics. the girls and the johns started yelling at me though, and I wasn't trying to find any kind of problems at 3am in a foreign country. I hit a few bars, but what you see there doesn't compare to strolling down the streets looking into those windows. I was on foot and met one of the working girls going door to door trying to get into one of the windows. in the bar. She was telling me how she couldn't get any of the window owners to let her show her shit there. Said she had been trying to find a spot for 2 weeks now. I don't know if I believe that though. There seemed to be more than enough windows for any bitch that wanted to sell her shit, to showcase it. She begged me to take her to the bar so we could sit and talk for a while. and boy did she talk. Wouldn't stop. I told her that I was from the U.S.A. and she started talking about how her brothers are Doctors in America. I asked her why she didn't go live in the U.S. she said it was too expensive and that she had chosen not to goto school and didn't have any skills so she was paying for it. We were eating some french shit that they served at the bar. I was ready to make some shit happen. I wanted to go behind one of the building with her and my cameras. I figured since ol' girl couldn't get a window, she wouldn't mind puttin' in some work with me outside. but she, just like all the other broads in Brussels acted offended when I asked for photos and walked away. The prices were HIGH as hell, compared to D.R. or Mexico...the finest ones wanted 50 euros(i guess that's 80 U.S. dollars). I saw as cheap as 25 euros(40 U.S.) I swear to yall, These women would not take ONE picture for any amount of money offered. Which leads me to believe something wasn't on the up and up. But anywayz, they took my money for other thangs. So thanks to the country of Belgium(fyi..where the smurfs were created), my Euro vacation is gonna have to get cut a lil short.
February 21, 2009 too
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Yeah, the monuments and shit are amazing in Europe. To be honest with you, I didn't know shit about anything in Britain or France, until I came here. When you see the tourist attractions, you can't help but to seek info on what it is, and how/why it's there. I purposely didn't try to squeeze Greece or Italy(I do know a lil something about those 2 from personal studies) into the little bullshit time I have off work. I'ma have to wait until I quit to go there, cause there's so much and I gots to see everything there. The colliseum, Acropolis, the leaning tower of Pisa. You know. Same thing with Africa, when I go there, I'm gonna have to hang out for AT LEAST, a month. Probably 2 months. Just a week, 10 days, or 2 weeks ain't gonna get it. Anywayz, I've been in Paris for a few days now. I've seen a few American honeymoon couples. I guess this is one of the top destinations for that. Me personally, if/when I'm 60 years old and get married, me and my new 25 year old bride are gonna have to do the whole world. We'll have like a 6 month honeymoon lol. I'm gonna jump on the rail and hit up Brussels this evening. It should make for an interesting Saturday night. And then, if my money is looking alright, I'll do Germany for a few days after that. I'm definitely not gonna fuck with Spain this time. I just wanna go there during the running of the bulls(google it), so probably in 2010.
February 20, 2009
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Internet access has been horrible for me outside of Great Britain. It's soooo slow, but anyways....Ahhh yes, a wonderful Friday night in Paris. It sure is better than catching a movie or going to a wack-ass club in the "D". I never really knew how gigantic the tower is. It's huuuuge. As a matter of fact, all these sights are and they're breath-taking when you see it in person. I've just been shooting every angle I could possibly get with my basic camera lens. I met an Australian photographer near the tower. She said, "take as many as you can, cause this is a once in a lifetime trip." I wanted to tell her, "Maybe for you, but this will probably be a weekend getaway for me a few years from now." instead I said, "Yeah, you're right, so snap some more of me for my blog." Whenever yall see photos in my blog, they're usually just 10-20 that I've picked out of 100 that I've taken. A lot of the shots I've taken are gonna get turned into posters for the crib. Oh yeah, can you believe I had to buy yet another AC adapter so I could use my netbook and charge my camera batteries here in France. Ridiculous.
February 19, 2009 three
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When you come to europe, you'll see that the plane, train and railwaYS get you to any country that you wanna hit quick, easy and most important of all cheap. Yall probably knew that if I was trading something for my Brazil trip, it would have to be big. I was actually planning on taking Eurorail/Eurostar from London to Paris, and someone suggested that I talk to a travel agent. When I did, they convinced me that at only $150 U.S. dollars roundtrip to fly to Paris. So, I exchanged some pounds for euros(that's about $100 us abvove) and Sure enough, I'm at a cafe in Paris typing this right now ***P.S. Somewhere between that photo up above and now, I either lost or got my G1 stolen(I can never keep up with shit). So if you're trying to call me, you're not gonna get through. I suspended my service until I get back to the states to get my replacement. email me, I've got a disposable(by minutes) cell for now. Like I said last month, fuck a smartphone. I'm getting me a $50.00 flip. So EMAIL me for now. I'll probably make another entry on here tonight. PEACE.
February 19, 2009 too
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Look at that beautiful brotha up there. Got damn, I look good. Why couldn't that UK flag had been waiving though. hahahahaha I went site-seeing like a mothafucka yesterday. When you think about cities like Chicago, Philly, D.C. you can see all they got in one day. Not so with London. I've been here 3 full days now and I still got quite a few days left, so keep checkin' me out.
February 19, 2009
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I hit up the Brixton area for the whole evening yesterday. I remember reading an article in the source magazine about it years ago. Brothas and Sistas are everywhere there. It was hilarious to walk into the barbershop and see brothas glued to the T.V. watching not a basketball or football game, but a soccer match. Lastly, See how they got Dollar Stores in the hood here too.
February 18, 2009 three
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I can't believe I haven't tried this shit in America. I know it's there(yall are probably already up on it). I just probably overlooked it. It's everywhere like Coke and Pepsi in the UK, and I can't stop drinking them.
February 18, 2009 too
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While I'm talking about food. Let me first say that I now know yall probably think I'm crazy for admiring that McDonalds in Las Vegas last month. Well I guess Mcdonalds everywhere except for hoods in L.A. and Detroit have restyled. Every Mickey D's that I pass by here in England seems to be decorated like the one above. Which is very similar to the new one on the Vegas Strip. I even catch myself amazed at how nice the public restrooms look in the fast food joints here. Shit looks good, but the burgers, to me don't taste like they do in the U.S. In the states we take that delicious U.S.D.A. beef for granted. I haven't tried one of the many Burger Kings that I've seen yet.
February 18, 2009
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Okay, after a few days of just laying back, relaxing and doing nothing, I feel like blogging again.....Fish & Chips. I think back to how I used to love Arthur Treachers(I don't think they're in the Detroit area anymore) but that shit taste so generic compared to what you see up above. Man, for a minute, I thought something was wrong with me. I couldn't get enough to eat. I was tearing food up every hour. Dining in and "take away" as they say in the UK. Then I started to realize, the portions that they give you in England isn't as big as in the U.S. the bottle sodas are smaller, but they're more expensive. I'm burning through cash like you wouldn't believe. I have to repeat myself. If you're broke or short on cash, don't come over here. Back in the day when I was in my late teens, early 20's I used to go across country in the U.S. with $100, $200 bucks in my pocket and stretch that shit for a whole week. I think just yesterday I blew $150 American dollars in 4 hours on bullshit(taxis, train tix, t-shirts, food) I really hate the fact that I never used to take pictures, but at least I didn't do more than the U.S.A. I'd be real mad. Because when I was young it was just about riding the subway through brooklyn or driving the rental down crenshaw. I wasn't concerned with taking pictures to preserve the memories. But at the ripe old age of 33 and living in the digital age, I know I'll be showing mothafuckas and people will be seeing this shit FOREVER. 40 years from now, I'll be showing people in the old folks home holographic shit about how John Juan did it. HIS WAY.
February 16, 2009
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Man, I'm having a wonderful time here. The Olympics are gonna be here in 2012. They made an excellent choice to bring the games to London. I stepped out the hotel to do some sightseeing last evening and everything was just how I imagine London to be. It was a dreary and drizzling rain. Walking through the city, it's like you look at the old architecture here, and you can see how it was copied in the U.S. It's not unusual to see a structure in London have been standing for 300 hundred years or more. I stopped by the london bridge. Who doesn't remember the nursury rhyme "london Bridge is falling down" from childhood? Took tons of photos today. I'm showing yall a few(you know how I come back and add pictures during the day) and I'm gonna try to make myself sleep. Its hard to deal with the 5 hour time difference. I'm typing this at 3:15am on 02/16 London time, but only 10:15pm on 02/15 Eastern U.S. time. So Goodnight/Goodmorning.
February 15, 2009 one more time.
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Not even 30 minutes after checking into my hotel I'm hanging out in the lobby, and an English brotha approaches me on some business shit. Tells me people in Europe are making a killing doing a "certain legit" thing in America right now, because the dollar is so low. I won't tell yall what cause dude might be right and Yall ain't gonna jump on it and make money before me. But dude wants to discuss it at a pub when I have time. Gave me a business card and I'll see what he's talkin' about. I'm just now seeing how fucked up the dollar is over here. We Americans are pooor right now. I exchanged 100 dollars and only got 60 pounds. London ain't the place to come if you ain't got no dough right now. I won't tell yall how many pounds my Hotel hit me for. lol.
February 15, 2009 three
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Well, after a 7 and a half hour flight, I'm in London. I'll tell yall. I had some pretty outlandish plans for going to Brasil. I was actually gonna fly into Panama or Costa Rica and then bus to Rio De Janeiro, just because I don't like to take conventional routes(remember how I flew to Puerto Rico and rode the ferry to Dominican Republic last year?) Then a white boy I talked to in D.C. during the innauguration mentioned that he was doing Mardi Gras for a few days and then flying to Brasil for Carnival. I decided I was gonna try that. I'm telling yall That's when I got exasperated. I gave myself a headache because I was trying to do too much. So England right now is the best thing for me. From what I've seen so far, it's kinda got a Canadian feel too it, lol. It's warmer than it is in Detroit right now, but don't get it twisted, it is winter, and it's cold But hell, it could be 20 degrees here for all I care. I'm inside the hotel relaxing. Plus I'll be in the Sunshine state in 2 weeks. I may be purchasing a lot in Orlando(don't sleep on THE O. the prices are right.) Just don't fuck with Jacksonville YUCK. Then at the end of March I'll be in Long Beach for a few days. So naw, this mild UK weather ain't bothering me aT ALL. Well, let me get me some rest. It's 5 hours ahead of the U.S., and I'm tired as a mothafucka. I'll get up in a few hours and take the "tube" to Buckingham Palace, Big Ben and all that shit. annnnnd, I was thinking about hopping on that eurorail in a few days to peep out Paris and Germany. We'll see. Oh yeah, See that adapter I have to use for all my electric shit. I didn't know Great Britain used different plugs than the U.S. To be quite honest with yall. The English plugs look more solid and safer.
February 15, 2009 too
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I just wanna know one thing. how the fuck can I join the mile high club with bathrooms that tiny. I could barely get in. There ain't no way she was gonna fit too.
February 15, 2009
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I changed my mind. If you read my .com site, I was gonna leave on the 12th, but I Decided to spend Valentines Day 2009 in Detroit with a random hood-Dime piece that I met at the mall and chose to be my Valentine. We Tested out the beds in the brand new Greektown Casino Hotel. lol, they're pretty sturdy. They had some special rates so you know a nigga jumped on that. I'm at the airport now though. I finally was able to get a non-blurry picture of the uniroyal tire while passing it on I-94 *this should've been a podcast: When I tell mothafuckas that I'm going somewhere. Why is the first question, "who are you going with?" Don't ask me that anymore yall. The answer is always gonna be an enthusiastic "I'm going BY MYSELF". In some kind of bizarrre way, I think mothafuckas feel that it's a shameful thing. Niggaz act like life is high school, and I just told them that I'm going to senior prom solo cause I couldn't get a date. NO niggaz, this is the real world, and I'm seeing it. I be thinking to myself, Why the fuck would I want a bitch to go with me. AS A YOUNG BLACK AMERICAN MALE with some disposable income, I WANNA ENJOY EXPLORING THE WORLD AND SEEING ALL IT HAS TO OFFER BY MYSELF. A lot of "simpish" niggaz got a lot of shit in life all twisted. I see so much bitchassness in them. Now obviously, it would seem odd for a woman to be travelling the world by herself, cause thats's just shit that women don't do. Well beautiful women, anywayz. But if you're a MAN, things are different yall. I don't think a lot of dudes that I know in Michigan understand that when you're going somewhere other than Ohio or Chicago, any bitch in the city of Detroit would go with you if you're giving her a free pass. I'll never forget a conversation I overheard at my 9 to 5. A bitch said, "Yeah he's ugly but I'm broke, payday is 4 days away and I don't have anything else to do so I'ma let him think he's gonna get some and just get a movie and a meal out of him." hahaha, niggaz are just so dumb. See, I'm just not the one to buy a $1000 ticket for a Detroit broad to go lay up under me giving me about $200 worth of sex when I can be out spending her plane ticket on shit FOR ME and sampling the non-American women wherever I'm at in the world. I'm not even trying to go dutch with a chick. let me repeat myself....AS A YOUNG BLACK AMERICAN MALE with some disposable income, I WANNA ENJOY EXPLORING THE WORLD AND SEEING ALL IT HAS TO OFFER BY MYSELF. Now, after I've seen it all and done everything. When I'm like 60. Then when you ask John Juan who he's going with, I'll have a new answer for you(a woman 40 years younger than me). But then again, maybe I'm just fucked up. Hell, even if Naomi Campbell or any other model walks up to John Juan and offers to fly me to Paris, I'd still have to set some ground rules(I can only be with you for about 6 hours out the day Naomi)...I'm single and enjoy my freedom. Here's an example for yall...I don't know if being in Europe can possibly be as good as telling hoes I was going. Yall should have seen the reaction I got from the pretty young bank teller when I walked in to make a withdrawal on Friday. She couldn't have been more than 23. I told her that I was gonna do a few countries in Europe. I swear, She kept saying Wow, Europe and had a dreamy look in her eyes. I could have started breaking ice with her right then and by the time I go to the bahamas or Brasil in a few months, SHE'D COME WITH ME. Buuuut, why would I wanna take her or any other woman with me to Brasil? Anywayz, my plane is about to land. You see that second picture up above...I wanna give a congrats to the special olympics team that was on the flight with me. They all competed hard in Idaho, won medals and were all just so happy. Just an absolute joy to be around. I will definitely be donating some money to their charity's this year.I'll holla at yall later.
February 5, 2009
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Do yall warm weather mothafuckas see that snow? I stuck my head outside during lunchtime and took that picture just for you. It's 12 degrees in Detroit today. Cold as hell, but you know what? Cold weather doesn't really bother me anymore(I'm lying). I've gotten to the point where my creative juices start flowing in cold weather. I've been indoors where it's warm and toasty lately. @ the crib and the J.O.B. working on my porn sites. As a matter fact, it's 1:25pm "D" time right now and I'm at my 9 to 5 typing this. I just put together BLACKVAGINAFINDER.TV(another previously unfinished project finally getting done) pretty damn good. It's not just one page anymore, so MAKE SURE YOU ACTUALLY click the red link to enter. For it, I dug up almost 100 old video previews that niggaz have been begging me to see again. Can yall believe that's just 3 years of work. It doesn't include anything prior to 2006 and it also doesn't include the numerous white bitches that I've shot video of. For shits and giggles, I pulled out my calculator and estimated that if I paid them hoes $25.00(and yall know I didn't pay that much) a piece for those videos, I would have only come out of just $2400. About the amount that I've made so far this month with all my incomes. Pussy, blowjobs, travelling and of course money. I swear I don't ever think I'll be able to express to yall how much I enjoy this lifestyle. Now make sure yall download them and PLEASE, spread that shit around(tell friends, post on messageboards, email, text) so I can get some new traffic on my sites. Over the next 2 months while there ain't shit to do but stay out of the Michigan cold(and travel of course), I'll be launching an advertising blitz over the web. It's time for your boy, to REALLY start doing it BIG. Remember, I gotta get that meal/MILL ticket on this side of 35 y.o. In case you haven't noticed, I've got a lot of potential but I'm just a real lazy brotha. I'm almost certain that with a little more effort, I can be pull down six figures a year for just slanging pussy or should I say fucking pussy on the net. But anywayz, enough about my dreams. Go ahead, check out that .tv joint. I'm gonna have FoulFowl.TV "mirror" it real soon. I just need to upload all the videos for yall before I announce it on my .com I'll have that done this evening when I leave work. One thing about working on porn at my 9 to 5, I have to do it very carefully. If anyone catches a glimpse of ass or a nipple in a workplace I'm sure my ass would be escorted outta here. PEACE! I might do one more blog entry before I leave the U.S.A. for 2 weeks(flip through the blog and see how I did shit last February). and then again, I might not. Next time you click on this blog, I just might be in ...........
February 1, 2009
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"It's the first of the Month!" I'm sitting here listening to that track as I have on the 1st day of the month for almost 15 years now. Its always given me "a congratulations, you made it, now go out there and have a better month than last month feeling". Well today is Superbowl sunday. Honestly, I don't care who wins because the lions aren't playing. But I'm picking the Steelers, just because I'ma be a hater and say that punk-ass Arizona shouldn't be able to get a superbowl championship before Detroit. Those lucky basturds. Before I start watching the game, and the commercials of course, I put in work on my .com site. You see the picture up on top. Yep, I've never told yall this before, but that 2 litre bottle of Faygo cola was the inspiration behind the design of my .com site. See the "price star" now goto the .com site and look for the price on it. Today, I kinda changed the members area around a lil bit. I'll let you look at the colors of the first page in there and tell me what inspired me today. I'll give you a hint: "I've been buying stock online". I think back to 2003 when I put together the members area for the first time it was so basic. I didn't have categories and shit like that. The billing company told me that I needed about 5 pages of pictures and 5 videos. You'd never get approved with such little shit nowadays. I've got over 200 videos and probably 100 pages of pictures today. I used to look at the "MEGA" corporate websites and wonder how the fuck can they have so many categories in their members section. Well, now I know. You simply have to have a lot of adult content. It's to the point now where I could designate a section for white bitches, foreign hoes, black broads, sucking, fucking, stripping and so on.
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