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December 31, 2006 Believe it or not...I did this entire update from my T-mobile Dash(they should be payin' me for this kinda advertising)...everything from the picture you see up above to the audio you hear down below was done with that joint in one hand, while riding the metro redline from Union Station to North Hollywood, this afternoon. I gotta say though, it ain't really about the "smartphone" you're fuckin' wit. It's the software and mods you got for it. I've spent hours downloading shit for the dash. Including a sound and music mixing program called Audacity. Anywayz, Yall might recognize Phoenix from adult flicks she's done. "A few of my closest peeps" have even seen the freaky lil video she and her girl did in the back of my Camaro this past summer. Thats her and me up above early in the morning, discussin' business...hope she don't get mad at me for puttin' this up here...when I snapped the shot with the phone..she made sure that if I was to show anyone, to tell them, that it's her with no make-up, no weave, no lighting and no photoshop lol...in other words REAL. Shit, thats me after 4 Pacifico beers and only 2 hours of sleep. But I was just practicing for tonight. "Click here's" the voicemail she left me the night before(lastnight). Phoenix really knows her shit, and has kinda been givin' me some knowledge as I get ready to make all other people producing amatuer porn bow down to me in 2007. Happy New Year ya'll. I gotta say 2006 for me, couldn't have been any better. As I look back through the 6 months of this blog, 2006 was probably one of the best years I've had in a looong time. I hope yours was a good one too. If not, just Remember, tommorow is January 1. A new year, meaning you get a clean slate. You can choose to let it be the beginning of the rest of your life. December 29, 2006 I know for a fact that this man will be HUGE real soon. You can probably feel his ambition through your screen. I showed it to one of the homies and was told Sagen is alwayz all over the place in L.A., pitching his ideas. Click here or the picture to watch clip. December 24, 2006 It's Christmas eve. I really don't feel like typing anything so, just click here to watch the video. December 21, 2006 pm edition aiight. I'm really needing those Rosebowl tickets now. As you see up above, I'll be going to the DJ Quik gig for new years eve. lol, I just hope I chose the right bitch to take with me. Man, from what I'm hearing there ain't no tellin' who will be on the guest list to perform...Sure does beat my usual way of bringing in the new year at a lame hotel party in Detroit. So, yeah somebody call me with those Rosebowl Tickets. So I can go from the concert that night to the game that following day. Oh, click here to see inside the venue. I'm really diggin' the set-up. December 21, 2006 am edition aiiight, so I'm out buying stocking stuffers for people I know and what do I see. A mothafuckin' University of Detroit and a Wayne State University Sweatshirt. Now this wouldn't be no thing if I was on Livernois and McNichols or Cass and Warren. But The store sellin' these joints is in L.A. I asked the store owner what you know about these schools? He said, "Nothing, thats why they're on sale for $10.00. Nobody that comes in here knows anything about them." I said, "Well, I'm from Detroit, and I'll tell you, they're both HORRIBLE schools. See if you can get some real small college gear, like some shit from one of my alma maters Ferris State University." and why I'm talking about colleges. Anybody got some extra Rosebowl tickets(email or call me with your price), so I can go see my other alma Mater "The" University of Michigan. Beat up on University of Southern California, down the street in Pasadena? December 20, 2006 Alright, I thought this was kinda interesting. And as you might be able to tell in the picture, the guy in charge found it interesting I was videotaping things. A few days ago, I'm on my way to Jack in the Box and guess what I see. The Deloreon from the Back to the Future movies. I stopped for a few minutes, watched and figured they were shooting a commercial and shit. When I made it to "Crack in the Box" however, people were telling me that they're shooting scenes for a Back to the Future part 4(hey, I never thought they were gonna do another Rocky movie either). click here to see what I saw. oh, yeah. On a little side note, while driving through Beverly Hills, I snapped a shot of the rental car place. YES niggaz, you can rent Ferrari's. I'll never forget the time I was at the VMA's in Miami and me and my boy rented a one. No big thing. We both got good business credit, and shared the rental cost. No big thing. I got back to Michigan, showed off the pictures(I love doin' that) and all kinds of haters tried to tell me it wasn't mine. I was like "Of course it ain't. But when you go outta town, don't you rent a vehicle? or do you niggaz even travel?" A few net mothafuckaz even tried to clown me. "Bitch Niggaz, yall inspire me!" And right now, I'd ike to make that "BIG ANNOUNCEMENT" I was gonna make last month....I'm going on a mothafuckin' world tour in 2007. Yep. Starting in February, I'll be leaving the contiguous States of America for the first time. Europe, Africa, Asia...And the most exciting part of it all is the fact that every step I take is financed by this internet thing. Of course I'm not telling you everything involved with what I'm doing. With me, there's alwayz a twist. So you gotta keep clickin' to find out more. December 19, 2006 "Everytime I hear a bitch nigga talk it just make me wanna get more money." Damn...I take a lil break(15 days from last update) and I hear whispers that I'm done. Man, I'ma be honest with yall. I kinda got tired of the net. Had to take a break. When all you do is surf the net all day, that shit can kinda get you burned out. Eventhough I mean I don't have a job, for a minute it kinda felt like doin' this blog and the porn site was a job. So I said fuck that. Put the laptop under my bed, unplugged the desktop. Put the cameras in my closet and i was internet and photo free for about a week. Then I got kinda paranoid. Since all my income does come from the net, i had to have a way to make sure my shit was still up and running okay. So, i bought me a lil T-mobile Dash. Wouldv'e got that T-mobile MDA, but the chick that works at the store told me a new version was coming out in February. So I figure by that time I'll just upgrade my boring RAZR for it. I'm diggin' the Dash though. I can surf the net with one hand. That kinda got me back in the mood to be net-active again. So, over the last few days, in between last minute christmas shopping and making last second holiday plans. I did a few thangs. Or should I say, a few things happened. Which is usually the case. Over the next few days, I'll be showing you what. December 4, 2006 Man, I didn't even hear anybody talking about it, didn't even know it was going on. But Sunday morning, I just happen to be in the fashion district shopping with one of my homegirls and she was like lets go. I don't think there has been a year that I've missed an autoshow in Detroit(and I'll be there next month again). The North American International Auto Show is what the one in Detroit is called. They make a big deal out of the shit. News specials, corporate parties, real big noise. But you gotta expect that, cause Detroit is(some say was) the "Motor City". When I was working my little 9 to 5, hell they even gave us a 3 dollar discount on the $12.00 ticket, lol. Well, I really hate to say this, but that show in Detroit ain't got nothing on the one I experienced in L.A. today. The atmosphere was much more upbeat and fresh. It was brighter, less conjested. The weather was perfect. Shit, I guess cause it wasn't in old ass Cobo Hall. Unlike parties and shit, this was a public event, so I was able to walk around with my video camera. click here to peep out the video. December 1, 2006 Back in Cali....and up above is a picture for your JohnJuan photo collection, lol. Previously November 2006 October 2006 September 2006 August 2006 July 2006 June 2006 ©2006 Foul Fowl Entertainment powered by: