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August 31, 2009 The sad part about it is the house probably isn't even worth $1000 in that condition and being in the location that it's in. But, the photo I snapped says 1000 words doesn't it? August 31, 2009 too It really looks like a genesis for the chrysler car company. I was riding through the city the other day and started noticing that they"ve started painting over the part on the transport trucks that once said DAIMLER. also saw on the news that the plant floors have been painted a sterile white and changes in the way things are done there are happening. But fuck all that, where is the new product. This month, I've showed yall the new Buick(GM) and the new Lincoln(Ford Motor Company). Chrysler, where is your new shit? August 30, 2009 I'm not sure I can go a day without seeing white dudes snapping photos of something in the "D". The bottom photo is what he was shooting. August 29, 2009 I thought this was kinda interesting. Location scouts looking inside of one of the spots i shot a few huge .com favorites at. Before it collapsed, that mothafucka was awesome inside. You can see one of my porn clip previews by clicking here. Strange enough, the broad in the clip is the actual hooker that allegedly got kidnapped and raped by the couple that I showed yall on June 5, 2009(Click here). At least that's what she told me. I figured I was gonna know her. If you know a broad that's trickin' for dough on the streets in Detroit, I know her too and probably fucked or got some head. Ask her about me. August 28, 2009 You know what else looks aiight to me. That brand new Buick. If I was a sedan man, this would be it for me.I swear it looks like they completely bit off Lexus ES with the shape. I couldn't get a front shot, But I'll tell you that lexus LS doesn't have a grill like this Buick. August 27, 2009 I'm probably late on this, yall probably done already seen 25 of these on the road. But damn, was on my way to Northland to get me some gym shoes(the only reason to shop there) and saw this getting on the freeway. Shit looks alright to me. 2010 Lincoln mkX. August 26, 2009 And you thought I was joking. Naw seriously though, this is another little thing I've been doing in recent months. the economy in Detroit is so bad that people sell their shit for almost nothing. I sometimes post up in the parking lot and kill a few birds with one stone. I've found "models" for my websites that need a few extra dollars there and I've copped some nice shit that I have flipped on ebay for double what I paid. I even ran into an ex-coworker up in that joint selling a laptop for $75. August 25, 2009 Man,its been a week since I've worked and I haven't missed a got damn thing about being there. I feel good as hell. I have to laugh at the cat that I know who called me on the phone and worked this into our conversation: "I'd rather get up and goto work everyday than fuck with those bitches on your website." Well nigga, I spoke on this in one of my old podcast. Everyone can't be their own man. Some people just don't feel comfortable in the role. everyday you click on this blog and my .com sites, understand that I created them with about $20 and an idea. Continue working hard so YOUR BOSS can make more money and get promoted. I'm sure your company really appreciates you. lol. Niggaz act like someone seeing you stick your dick in some pussy or letting a bitch slurp your sperm on camera is sooooo horrifying. and don't believe the hype. I've seen the same bitches fucking 20 people a day for 10 years or better. I've fucked maybe a bitch a week for 10 years or better. I can't speak for the hoes, but I'm still walking around healthy, prosperous and disease free. So GTFOH, your boss needs you to make some more phone calls. It's all good homie. I can't even imagine being a nigga that doesn't get to slap his dick on young chickenhead bitches like the one I did today. 19 years old. Hearing her talk all that shit is so much more enjoyable then hearing a wife or girlfriend nag. Hell, when I got tired of her, I kicked her out the car. Try kicking a wife or girlfriend out of anywhere and see how fast you get slapped with a domestic abuse charge. Well, the clip shows you what a large part of my day has consisted of over the past week. BARGAINING with hoes. I'm not sure I've ever given a bitch over $20 to do anything on my websites. I wasn't even trippin' about this girl not getting on film. I definitely wasn't gonna give the lil broad more than a dub. She was just an early morning jump-off. I have that many videos and photos sitting in my hard drive. See the never before seen photos at the end of the clip? Shit, I could put my cameras in the pawn shop tomorrow and let them sit there until spring because I don't have to shoot anything else until then. I do plan on branching out over the next couple of weeks though. I'll start fucking with www.chickwithacock.com and www.pervASIAN.com. August 20, 2009 You know what? I'm sure when you look back through this blog and relisten to some of my podcast, I say a lot of shit that I'm gonna do and don't always stick to that shit completely. I'm gonna try to change that as we enter the last months of 2009. Fuck, the first decade of this century is almost over. anywayz, next to me quitting my dead-end day job, the other thing that I've needed to do to better myself is to stop eating fucked up foods, drinking too much soda and not working out regularly. I had a conversation with someone the other day and somehow muscle mass came up. I'm naturally a reeeeal skinny person. When I graduated high school, I think i was maybe 160 pounds. No fat, no muscle just bones. I think the little weight set that I used during H.S. actually made me slimmer. I was cool with myself, but I wanted to be HUGE. I went to school with a dude that was connected to some of the gyms in my area. He hooked a brotha up with a lot of nutrition info and free passes for the summer and I worked out like an inmate those 3 months. I also remember eating nothing but pasta for lunch and dinner & drinking $5 milkshakes. To make a long story short(I think I told yall before), in college, I started consuming a lot of mail order products and shit from GNC to gain weight. It use to be a thrill to see what color I would piss after trying something new. I took them shits for four years, but I also had an all you can eat meal plan in the dorms. I gained about 150 pounds during college. It was all intentional and it had all turned into muscle because like anything I start, I become obsessive with. I continued lifting weights and working out daily. I didn't even feel right if I went a day without hitting the gym. That lasted up until about 11 years ago. But see, I got lazy when i entered the workforce and started making a few dollars. I started spending my time trying to figure out ways to make more money and less time working out. Looking in the mirror this morning, I still see that foundation. Them muscles are still there under the fat. I'm not even 35 years old yet so I should still be able to work out like I did at 18 lol. I'ma start back up my daily work-out plan(for real this time) Now that I'm not sitting down at a desk for 8 hours a day, I have a feeling i can get my chiseled body back. I started today and I've got a 3 month plan. I'll post the results around thanksgiving. August 19, 2009 I'm unofficially done. Yesterday was pretty much the end for me. I'm talking about my 9 to 5. It's ending exactly when i planned it, but just not in the manner that I thought it would. Nevertheless, I had a good run. Stayed way longer than I should've but I set a goal and followed through. I could've easily called it quits in 2003 when first wrongly disciplined or in 2006 after being terminated, but Naw it would have been under anger or frustration then. And under those pretenses, I would have been the loser. Instead, I was there just long enough to watch all those that fucked me over have to deal with KaRMA. Most importantly to me though, I'm going out on my own mothafuckin' terms with nice savings, a few investments, my sanity and no ill will towards anyone. At this point of time, I love everyone, put your cheek up to the screen and let me give yall a kiss lol. When i look back at how my career there was sabotaged, I now see that even if it hadn't have been blackballed and had somehow managed to have gotten even one promotion, my job would be on the chopping block at this point. Strange how things turn out. but anyways...There have been rumors floating around that the facility was gonna shut-down for almost 3 years now. Folks have been layed off, brought back and now they're talking about laying people off again. You see I think the rumors are just that, RUMORS. Over the last week, I seriously thought about shaping up so I could manage to stick around past my goal date of September 13th without getting fired. You see when money is possibly coming your way(keep reading), it's so difficult to go the other way. So I had to leave NOW. there can't be no more changing my mind. Besides, I'm under the impression that for my day gig it would make good business sense to not layoff people like myself with higher seniority but instead get us "set up" to be terminated. Upon lay-off the company is obligated to pay a lump sum between $12,000 and $20,000 to cats that have been working there for the amount of time i've been there. To terminate us for bad performance, they're only obligated to pay between 6 and 9 months of unemployment(and that's only after/if they dispute it and lose) through the state which I believe comes out to about $8,000 at the most. I know, it's petty to sit around and think about this kinda shit. lol, But I'm a business man. My time is money so I had to weigh my earning potentional for being at the 9 to 5 against not being there. If you're a company, what do you wanna do? Lay off a bad employee or terminate him/her. The doors at the company ain't closing at my particular facility anytime soon because they'd just have to pay out too much money. As long as the company is still in business, a good portion of my coworkers will still be walking into that facility. However, I believe that there has been a plan in play to make mothafuckas as miserable as possible working there. The people at the top of the ladder have had hopes that employees would just get fed up and quit. A lot have, but not enough. So after firing all those that they can, they'll most likely lay-off unsuccessful or non-needed managers and employees with low seniority because they don't have to pay them very much in severence pay. It's gonna be a long drawn-out process that I'm glad I won't be around to watch happen. People that have been working there for as long as me aren't gonna get shit but the same paycheck that they've been getting for probably another 12 to 18 months and then when it becomes feasible for the company to release them, they'll get shown the door. For those still there, be prepared to be dealing with so much bullshit, that it won't even be worth the paycheck you're getting. I believe that the 200 plus people currently working at the facility, will be shrunk down to about 50 to 75(those that started before the winter of 2004 will be the cutoff) people by the end of the year. I'm almost positive that my coworkers will be working out of a smaller office too. I'm telling yall with todays technology my 9 to 5 gig could easily be done by people in India or Mexico for $20 a day and no benefits. There's just certain contracts in place preventing the jobs from going there right now. BUT THEN AGAIN, WHAT DO I KNOW? I COULD BE WRONG! but I rarely am. The bottom line is Ya boy John Juan is done. I say unofficially because I haven't submitted my resignation just yet. I'm not sure why people don't believe me when i say this, BUT all I want now is the little blue 10 years of service plaque that they give mothafuckas. I guess i'll show it to yall when I get it in about 3 weeks. PEACE! August 18, 2009 I've been saying it for years. Detroit is truelly a place unlike anywhere else in the world. If you've a resident and have never left for any extended period of time or if you're not from detroit and have never visited, you don't even understand this. It looks like Time magazine is getting ready to show yall. It's gonna be interesting to find out what they plan on doing. I've been trying to move away permanantly for years now, but I always run back because I start missing the "D". As you can see below(Sorry, I tried to keep it PG-13 for 3 years, but oh well) the city of Detroit just always has so many surprises for a brotha. August 10, 2009 Yeah, it was beautiful weekend in JohnJuan land. If you're around my age and have any cartoon memories of your childhood, you're basically in big kid heaven right now. Let me tell you. I can remember literally running home from school at 12 years old just so I could catch GI Joe and the Transformers on TV afterschool. It wasn't just me though. Yall all can relate. All the cartoons that you loved as a child are "coming to life". A few years ago when the first transformers movie was released, a trend was started. Someone had figured out that those old 30 minute toy commercials would sale movie tickets. Yeah, back in the 80's hasbro(GI JOE and Transformers toymaker) was accused of making those cartoons just to sell action figures. Well it worked. I close to 100 GI Joe figures. My favorite one was the hooded Cobra Commander that had to be ordered through the mail. The "Fridge" one was cool too. It also had to be ordered with upc cut-outs. What you see up above is about all I got left. I found those in some old shoes. I'm almost certain I still have the cobra raven aircraft in another storage facility though. I Remember a day before I went away to college at 18, I took a shoebox of all my GI Joe figures to a comic book store in Berkley Michigan and sold them. Probably bought drinks with the $50 I got for them all later that week. I was a little regretful about selling them all a few years later, but hell now as I think back, they were all "loose" anyways. I had played with those mothafuckas to the point where the arms and legs weren't stiff anymore. You can order brand new in-the-box figures on ebay for less than $10 a piece now. But anywayz, the movie was good. I'll be at a theatre the first day the sequel is released. There gonna keep those 80's joints coming too. I've heard that there will be a thundercats movie as well as a Voltron one. We had a lot of gems in the 80's. They were violent as hell, but they were good. August 9, 2009 This is about as good as it gets in the summmer. Quite possible the hottest day of the year. I swear it felt humid like Louisiana. The minute you step outside, the sweat starts pouring. The grass and the leaves are the greenest that they'll be for the year. This time next month, the leaves will be changing colors and the heat won't be as hot. I spent the day rolling through Royal Oak, Michigan. Played a little mini golf there, did some shopping and hit a restraunt for dinner. Definitely one of my favorite cities in Michigan. August 7, 2009 With the Woodward Dreamcruise weekend a week away, you can barely turn a corner in the suburbs of Detroit without seeing some old dude driving a classic whip. These dudes live for the dreamcruise. They're out doing last minute maintenance to their rides. You can really see the difference in those cars with over 20 grand invested in them and then rides like mine with less than 10 grand of work done(I like to keep my hoopty away from their mint conditions, it makes mine look bad lol). Every since I put my caddy on the road this spring though, people have been saying, "That looks like a woodward car. Are you gonna drive it in the cruise?" I be feeling like, if one more person ask me that, I'm gonna "go off". It's just annoying. I restored my shit to drive everyday, it ain't a weekend show or cruise car. One dude told me I was ruining my caddy by driving it everyday. That cruise has gotten to be one of Michigans main summer attractions. People be trailering in cars from Ohio and Illinois. Some people even rent cars just to cruise. I'll probably roll the caddy down woodward a couple times next weekend, but the thing that I'm gonna enjoy is just looking at everyone elses shit. My eyes always gravitate to the chrome on restored cars. anyone can throw a coat of paint on an old school, but not many people are willing to take that chrome off and dip it to the point where it looks brand new. August 6, 2009 last time This is my last entry for today. See that little panasonic speaker in my trunk. It's a leftover. one went into the dash of the caddy this one wouldnt fit anywhere when the audio dept at bestbuy installed my new system last week. So you know where it goes, right? EBAY. I think the 2 were like $40 so I can probably pull in a quarter for one. That should get me a nice takeout dinner. August 6, 2009 too So dig this, after seeing the bitch in the update below tweeting(not tweeking) on her cellphone and a broad on my july 16th .com update talking about it too. I decided to check this shit out to see what all the hype is about. I mean it's to the point where crackheads surf around on facebook and twitter. So I go to try and get on the site for the first time this morning and that mothafucka has been down for about 2 hours. Turns out, according to cnn.com it's been hacked. I'll go ahead and sign up on that joint when it comes back up. Yeah, I know: bad timing to start fucking with it when people wanna hack it. Eventually, I'll put a little logo on the blog and my .com pointing to www.twitter.com/foulfowl. I'm still not fucking with facebook though. It's just another fad that's gonna eventually lose popularity like myspace has. I was never on myspace because I was thinking why create a myspace page when you can just create a website. Twitter on the other hand I can see expanding and I've seen it work as a business tool. Obviously I'm gonna use it to promote ALL of my BRANDED websites. August 6, 2009 One thing I don't condone is fucking with another mans woman. I can't even stand most of the R&B songs that you here on the radio nowadays simply because they seem to promote infidelity. The broad you're looking at above was featured on my .com yesterday. Now I think I've made it known on numerous occasions that I'm a risk taker/daredevil. I like to live life on the edge. So eventhough, I felt too uncomfortable to let this bitch give me head in the car for the .com, I've had the urge to go back and fuck with her for a few days now. So I did. I'm a single man so I can tap any piece of ass I want. And you know I had to hit that crazy pussy. The best kind of pussy. But anyways, I tell you that to say this. My jaw dropped when after I fucked her, she starts talking about how her man doesn't know she fucks on the streets for money. Said he thinks she's works the night shift at a factory. Now I have no reason to believe she's lying about this. She does keep her hair done and has a GOOD celly(not a cheap metro PCS joint). The simp(a dude that LOVES HOES and lets them take advantage of him) probably keeps pays. I feel kinda bad for dude. I heard a similar story from another woman that I put on my .com Either these dudes that they're living with have gotta be the dumbest niggaz on the planet or they're fucked up themselves. These aren't situations where the dude doesn't care. The bitches are lying to them because they know the truth would cause problems. It ain't like dude is pimping her for big dough. This bitch is smoking and drinking every dollar she gets. Like I said, I feel bad for the dude. The nigga called her like 3 times while I was digging the pussy out. She said they're having relationship problems and trying to have a baby to help them bond. I tapped the punani right before going to work this morning. Before I hit the freeway, I dropped her off at the liqour store so she could get some shit before she heads home. I was shaking my head all down I-75 thinking about how the nigga thinks his woman gave up a life of stripping at bars for an overnight factory job when in reality she's turning tricks in alleys. I can't even imagine what's gonna happen when he does find out lol (Did this entire entry on my G1. It just doesn't edit video. Thats probably 3 years away. August 4, 2009 Now I know it ain't hunting season yet. I'm trying to figure out how these dear ended up on the side of the freeway.. Previously July June May April March February January 2008 2007 2006 ©2009 Foul Fowl Entertainment powered by: